"I'd like to point out that during the twentieth century, white, God-fearing, predominately Christian Europe produced Lenin, Stalin, Franco, Hitler and Mussolini."
by Ben Kenobi July 15, 2008

The absolute best animated character ever. He stars in the absolute best animated show ever, Family Guy. I am obsessed with that show. If anyone disses Family Guy in my presence, I become very, very angry, and generally do things that I later regret.
Peter Griffin lives with his wife, Lois, and his three kids, Chris, Meg and Stewie, in Quahog, Rhode Island (and sometimes Petoria). He works at Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory.
I salute him.
Peter Griffin lives with his wife, Lois, and his three kids, Chris, Meg and Stewie, in Quahog, Rhode Island (and sometimes Petoria). He works at Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory.
I salute him.
by Ben Kenobi June 04, 2005

The absolute best comedian/humorist ever to grace the Earth with his presence. He has written such books as "Dave Barry Slept Here: A Sort of History of the United States" and "Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need". Support him in any way you can.
The first major president to be elected after the War of 1812 was President Monroe Doctrine, who became famous by developing the policy for which he is named. This policy, which is still in efect today, states that:
1. Other nations are NOT ALLOWED to mess around with the internal affairs of nations in this hemisphere.
2. But we are.
3. Ha-ha-ha.
1. Other nations are NOT ALLOWED to mess around with the internal affairs of nations in this hemisphere.
2. But we are.
3. Ha-ha-ha.
by Ben Kenobi July 15, 2008

by Ben Kenobi July 19, 2008

Someone who acts like a total asshole when in your presence.
See shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead.
See shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead.
by Ben Kenobi June 05, 2005
