bottle

a poor substitute for a dildo or a horny boyfriend with a raging hard-on.

When they said "Have a Coke and a Smile", they didn't mean having your X-ray technician finding your empty bottle in a
unusual place and try very hard not to break out laughing.

by Ben Dover November 07, 2003

ams

someone who H/U's with Jak me off bowski

you know what it is

by Ben Dover February 13, 2003

grundelcake

A large obese german women with lots of body hair who works in the high school cafeteria.

Look out, that Grundelcake over there is eating all the pizza.

by Ben Dover May 07, 2005

southernplayalisticcadilacmuzic

Da illest music ever written by Outkast

I use to sell dope but in 1994 I made the southernplayalisticcadilacmuzic

by Ben Dover October 30, 2003

Ben Dover

The actor/director of fine gonzo style pornography orginating from the UK. Ben charms real housewives to appear in his video and have their bottoms shagged.

"Ben Dover for Ben Dover"

by Ben Dover March 28, 2005

Jewish pancake

When you put you breasts up against the window at a boys bar mitzvah and loudly sing "to the windows,to the walls!"

Becky Jewish pancaked on Saturday because tommy dared her

by Ben Dover May 11, 2014

Richardt

when a guy is taking a piss and shits on himself because he is too lazy to sit down and do the deed

The slimy mess from when Brian Richardted on himself kept him from getting laid for two years.

by ben dover January 08, 2005