stumpfuck

A technique used to fuck a large farm animal in a cleared field.

After looking into No. 29's big brown eyes I knew I would have to take her out of the barn and stumpfuck her.

by Ben Dover October 19, 2004

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goober nuts

a guy with bruised/pruny nuts

tessa nut checked jason and gave him goober nuts nut checked

by ben dover October 03, 2004

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pokemon

1. An idiotic, yet extreemly addictive game that was a fad for about a year in 2000. (subliminal message: Help me... Pikachu is secrectly trying to take over the world.

2. A gay Japanese guy with no social life outside his nearest Pokemon fan club.

John is such a pokemon, he needs to get out more.

Pokemon are trying to rape me.

by Ben Dover April 14, 2004

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bum fluff

like peach fuzz but on your ass

"bum fluff is not real facial hair.
do not try and grow a beard of bum fluff"

by ben dover March 24, 2003

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chode

A penis which is sadly enough fatter than it is long and yes that is with a f not a ph so if you have a chode look forward to dying a virgin

guy 1:Dude you have a chode
guy 2: yeah man 7 inches by 5 inches
guy 1:man that sucks aint no chick want that shrivley shit in her poon, you gonna die a virgin man
guy 2:(shoots himself in the head)

by ben dover June 04, 2004

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