Ben Dover's definitions

ba-dong

Bad and wrong, adj. Bad/wrong..aweful

Billy's erectile disfunction put him in a situation of ba-dong feelings and pipe dreams.

by Ben Dover January 25, 2003

stumpfuck

A technique used to fuck a large farm animal in a cleared field.

After looking into No. 29's big brown eyes I knew I would have to take her out of the barn and stumpfuck her.

by Ben Dover October 19, 2004

poser

anybody popular and dosent even know what it actually means!!

hi i am a popular chick iyou are such a poser because you dont hang out with us hahaha...

by ben dover March 15, 2003

Skankasaurus

n. Term used to describe a person, usually a girl, that tends to wear revealing clothes.

Angela Reese is a Skankasaurus

by Ben Dover November 12, 2004

suburbanite

a fat lazy person who sits on the sofa watching American Idol, Survivor or some other shitty plot-less TV show and decides when seeing a big juicy burger flashed on the TV that they must get their fat potato-chip-eating ass into their single-occupant SUV and drive the quarter of a mile to the nearest drive-thru to have a couple super-sized burgers with fries and 4 milkshakes.

those suburbanites are always at the drive-thru

by Ben Dover January 19, 2004

Richardt

when a guy is taking a piss and shits on himself because he is too lazy to sit down and do the deed

The slimy mess from when Brian Richardted on himself kept him from getting laid for two years.

by ben dover January 8, 2005

ghengis khan

leader of the mongolian tribe.

by ben dover July 15, 2003