Ben 's definitions

London

In the words of Alan Partridge
"Home of Ungrateful Bastards"
Annoying Cockney Breeding Ground
Everyone outside of London hates the place

"Hub of cosmopolitan fun...balls...breeding ground for people nearly as annoying as the French"

by Ben December 4, 2003

Nailed

To have sex with, especially spontanously and/or with great passion/force.

I nailed her out of the blue last night.

by Ben September 29, 2003

cingular

Lowest dropped calls my fucking ass.

Me: "Hey, Jeff?"

Jeff: Hey, what's u-"

Me: "WTF! i've been raped by cingular again!"

by Ben September 13, 2006

Bammie

1. Someone who likes CKY and HIM just because a bearded Ville Valo wannabe asshole likes them. CKY is good to like... HIM isnt...

2. Someone who thinks Bam is IN CKY/HIM

3. People who waste space on CKY Chat talking about said bearded Ville Valo wannabe

<Dark_Angel> I love bam so much, and his voice is really good when he sings

by Ben November 16, 2003

kazakstan

Home of the infamous Ali-G's character Borat Sagdiyev who insulted America by changing the last line of the national anthem when asked to sing at a baseball match.

"Throw the Jew down the well,
so my people can be free"

by ben May 13, 2005

Urban Scrumping

The playful mischievous of stealing cars, car stereos, mobile phones and...erm, children from parked cars.

In the event that the item of choice is an actual car, it must be driven around at high speed, before being left spray painted and on fire beside a railway line.

Yo boyz, we iz gonna go Urban Scrumping laterz.

by Ben March 3, 2005

fruit-booter

someone who roller blades and calls it aggresiving, most of them are s

Hey, check out the fruit-booter!

by ben December 9, 2003