Definitions by Ben

whack off 

To down your drink.

I'll just whack off my pint, then I'm going home to whack off.

whack off by Ben November 23, 2003

Read Some Chaucer

Code phrase for sex, used in front of naïve or unknowing people, especially parents/husbands/children. Used by literature students - other students may use their own terms i.e. French (read some Moliere), psychology (read some Freud), physics (read some Einstein).

Hey mum - don't disturb us for a bit - Helen and I are going to read some Chaucer. Have supper ready in an hour.

Read Some Chaucer by Ben November 23, 2003

Wack 

Something that just plain sucks, or isn't cool at all. Lame.

The new star wars movies are so wack.

Wack by Ben November 22, 2003

Fiesta 

Spanish word for "party"

I'm thinking of holding a little fiesta in celebration of..."

Fiesta by Ben November 20, 2003

soylent green 

1. Food made from dead people.
2. A really bad and cliched SciFi movie.

"This Soylent Green tasted like Uncle Phil"

soylent green by ben November 18, 2003

dang! i gotta go! 

Exclamation, point where you realize that you might not make it to the restroom.

mandy cried "dang, i gotta go" just before the pee started flowing down her legs.

dang! i gotta go! by ben November 18, 2003

desperation 

1. a desperate state of mind.
2. in dire staits.
3. in need of a bathroom.

1. "I can't put up with this much longer."
2. "I don't know how much longer I can hold out."
3. "I really need to pee....NOW!"

desperation by ben November 18, 2003