Ben 's definitions

Ass chowder

Another word for diarrhea. I personal use this term for food items at my workplace's cafeteria that have the consistency of soup.

we need to order pizza for lunch, they are serving the boss's ass chowder again in the cafeteria.

by Ben June 9, 2004

dilly dally

Verb: To mess around or waste time. Typically used by the very elderly.

Ah you young whipper snapper. Stop dilly dallying and get off your ass!

by ben June 17, 2004

table talk

Noun: 1.) Conversation appropriate for a formal occasion i.e. dinner with your girlfriend/boyfriend's parents. 2.) Small talk. Shmoozing. Those little conversations you have when you see someone you don't really care about, but you haven't seen them for a long time.

1.) Oh wow, Mrs. Smith you sure do have a nice house.
2.) Uh, hi person whose name I barely remember. How are you? What have you been up to all these years I haven't thought about you? Blah blah blah...

by ben June 17, 2004

pricey

Adjective: Expensive

Hot damn! The beers here are $10! That's pretty pricey.

by ben June 17, 2004

sex dolls

Dolls that are used for the sex... see Al Brooks.

Johnny: Damn, my sex doll has deflated again.

Greg: cough(needle dick)cough

by Ben June 18, 2004

swirl

another name for sex. Also used as a question as to whether you would have sex with a person.

would you have a swirl at that?
Oh yea, I'd have a swirl!

by ben June 20, 2004

butt guppies

See the definition of MUD GUPPIES.

That fag has a fresh load of butt guppies swimming in his man hole.

by Ben October 8, 2004