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April Fools' Day

nickname for the first day of april. the one day out of the year that practical jokes are acceptable and encouraged.
"man, that was funny when you woke your dad up at 3 in the morning on april fools day and told him the house was on fire."
by Ben April 3, 2005
mugGet the April Fools' Daymug.

numbum

Sitting in a car for too long making ur arse numb
ive been driving for 29hours and i have a numbum
by Ben April 13, 2005
mugGet the numbummug.

townie

failure, always tlking bout soem shitty car which is "kitted up" starts fights with people who are younger than them or if they are outnumbered. i am proud to say i can tackle 5 on my own, two of us could take on 10. They were cheap clothes and have totally fucked up the english dictionary, the females are no more uglier than a vomited meal and the townie males usually act hard on their own but fail when attacked by someone younger than them.
They hang around in groups and try to attack bigger groups (examples include lions chasing after a herd of zebras or gazelles in africa) they smoke and drink cheap cider and smell liek it.
have the intelligence of a virus and they spread like one, should be experimented on and sent to the moon.
tends to listen to phat tunes which are not music.
townie- ya starting you fucking cunt? person - no, why do you ask?
townie-cuz you just gave my mate a dirty look
person - where is your mate
townie (after a few minutes of realising he isnt with one) o you wait ere ill get im ya cunt
and the person walks away
by ben November 8, 2004
mugGet the towniemug.

Nettlecombe

Where Ben and Kels formed *Teh Nameless*
OMGWTFHEDWIG!!11! YOU'RE GOING TO NETTLECOMBE! D00d!
by Ben December 22, 2004
mugGet the Nettlecombemug.

the Cheat

1. A yellow cat-like creature with black spots, known only to exist in Strongbadia.

2. One who is not dead.

3. One who looks like the Cheat.

4. One who you can't stay mad at.
The Cheat is not dead....no....the cheat is not dead.
by Ben September 10, 2003
mugGet the the Cheatmug.

Wolf's Rain

Anime series on Adult Swim

The only anime I actually like. Unlike most others, it has a respectable storyline and believable characters, even if the dialogue is a little awkward in places.
Were Jesus not dead, he's watch Wolf's Rain every day at 1 a.m.
by Ben November 30, 2004
mugGet the Wolf's Rainmug.

dickcream

www.dickcream.com is the greatest funny website ever.
by Ben March 23, 2005
mugGet the dickcreammug.

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