Ben's definitions

Ass pirate

One individual who scaliwages anothers port hole by force.

RRRRR! Pull down your pants and show me your poop deck so I can scaliwage your port hole or you can walk the plank to Davy Jones locker.

by Ben June 5, 2004

oh oh spaghetti ohs

Following a visit from the f*@k up fairy, usually caused by employing numpties or calfhead, those responsible for inspection and quality may discover that something is not quite how it should be. Upon discovery it is the decent thing to exclaim oh oh spaghetti ohs to alert your colleagues to the fact there is a problem. This is not to help solve the problem but to help point who is the biggest numpty. If these oh oh spaghetti ohs are not spotted the product will be sent out not completely ready.

"oh oh spaghetti oh!, youv'e c@*ked it up!"

by Ben September 19, 2003

Cunted

To indicate the endowment of ones personality while inebriated. ie to take on the values of a cunt whilst drunk...

Fuck, I'm cunted!
D'youse see Hammer last night? He was deadset cunted. Stupid cunt.

by Ben November 18, 2004

skunk

cross breed of Cannabis sativa and Cannabis indica. Sativa is the more traditionally smoked outdoor-grown variety which occurs naturally in places like Colombia, Mexico, Thailand and Africa; Indica is a shorter, bushier variety found in Afghanistan. Unlike pure Sativa, the high it gives is slightly heavy, lassitudinous and mongy.

damn, this skunk is some evil shit, where can I get some?

by Ben June 30, 2003

chod

A dick that is wider than long

She tried to suck the chod, but had a hard time handling the sheer girth of it.

by Ben July 18, 2003

President

The term for what has become a mockery of the highest office in the land.

see also "fearmonger"

Turn on the news to see the president trying to scare more people into voting for him.

by Ben November 3, 2004

Viet-Cong

The chinese soldiers in Vietnam. See Charlie

The Viet-Cong used gurella millitary tactics that were mainly unheard of.

by ben November 18, 2003