Ben's definitions

yellow card

An expression used to indicate that another's statement or action is disgusting or shockingly crude. Can be used with fairly minor statements, but should not be overused. This expresses a lesser degree of shock or disgust that a red card.

"I know she's on the rag, but I need to get some real bad."
"Yellow card, man, gross!"

by Ben December 28, 2004

Lominutybihfalobo

The scariest Being alive... Scares death himself.

I was pooned by the Lominutybihfalobo!

by Ben November 1, 2004

Bagsy

To stake a claim on an object or task.
Also 'bagsy not' - the opposite.

"Bagsy carrying her bag for her."
"Well what am I going to do?"
"Pull her mate - the fat one."
"Bagsy not"!

by Ben February 29, 2004

passive aggressive

Personality disorder now dismissed by psychiatrists but a popular term with people who have to label other people. Being verbally helpful but unhelpful in action.

Brian said that he would happily wash my windows, but instead he just spit on them and wiped it with his sleeve, a week late.

by Ben September 3, 2004

system of a down

One of the very few unique bands, both lyrically and musically. They are nu-metal, although different from most other nu-metal, mainly in the sense that they're good. I know people who listen to death metal and they agree that System of a Down is a good band. Anyone who calls them "pop" obviously hasn't heard any of their songs, or just wants to be "cool" by putting something controversial in an online dictionary. Although System of a Down has entered the mainstream after the release of Toxicity, it has still maintained a good, unique sound, although gaining many unwanted poser fans.

System of a Down has deep, meaningful lyrics, good vocals, and a unique sound, unlike most other nu-metal. Good thing I can understand the lyrics, unlike many posers who pretend to like them since they saw part of "Aerials" on MTV.

by Ben January 6, 2004

bolitified

mangled, deformed, retarded

Wow that was one fucking bolitified rabbit, it's ear was coming out of its ass.

by Ben November 25, 2003

yo mama

1. A phrase used as a formal declaration of defeat. For example: "Kenneth replied 'yo mama' when he realized he could not counter his opponent's point."

2. The principle part of a "Yo Mama" joke, usually entailing a description of your mother being so "something" that "something" occurred as a result.

1. Amy: You're so ugly!
Gwen: Yeah, well so's YO MAMA!

2. "Yo mama so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!"
"Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund."

by Ben September 10, 2003