Ben's definitions

Hizzoner

In Detroit, a sarcastic reference to Kwame Kilpatrick, the man who dubbed himself the "hip hop mayor."

May also be used to describe others who bring a "ghetto" or low class ethos to an otherwise-esteemed position, particularly in government.

It was recently disclosed that other cities' police forces refuse to guard Hizzoner after hours because of his unethical behavior.

by Ben January 24, 2005

deaf leppard

a sexual move where you shoot it in her ear and then hit her all over very quickly to make spots

I was having a bad day and longed for entertainment, so i gave my wife a def leppard

by ben December 10, 2003

tutt

shut up

hey you tutt

by ben October 23, 2003

moby dick

Slang term used to describe somebody who is sick.
Some one who is often moby dick may be describe as a big dipper

Where is Harry Dozens, he's not moby is he? moby dick? sick? prick!

by Ben September 17, 2003

Vondruke

A curse word to use when the words bitch, asshole, little shit, and any other vulgar nouns are not appropriate.

You big fat vondruke.

Whats up my vondruke.

George Bush is sucks a vondruke.

by Ben January 7, 2004

Liquor

To be in trouble.
To be in allsorts of trouble.
To be in allsorts.
To be in liquorice allsorts.
To be in liquorice
To be in liquor.

"Did you hear about Wart?"
"He's a cat?"
"Apart from that, at 3 Wise a couple of months ago he fucked a fatty and now she's pregnant... he's in liquor"

by Ben November 18, 2004

gnarly

1. Something tough or hard

2. Something tough or hard that has been succesfully manipulated

1. My first chemistry assignment is one gnarly bitch

2. He pulled a 720 in that crappy halfpipe? Gnarly shit!!!

by Ben October 22, 2003