Ben's definitions

tagmonkey

Someone who manipulates HTML mark-up for artistic purposes such as over at www.tagmonkey.com

I was just tagmonkeying around with the colspan tags to get the icon aligned right of the clear gif colour field

by Ben July 17, 2003

chooch

Word used to describe either Stephanie, or Dr. Chooch. Either a complete lack of intelligence, or one who pretends to hold more intelligence than they are capable of producing..

"Stephanie is a chooch..."
"Dr. Chooch is a chooch."
"Welcome to the ghetto you chooch"

by Ben September 14, 2004

Tmartin

The act of smelling your finger after it was inserted into another man's anus.

Hey Glenna, I went to the bar last night and someone gave me a tmartin!

by Ben November 22, 2006

burner

slang term used for a device that writes and re-writes data onto a compact disk.

"you can get all the music you want if you have a computer and a burner."

by Ben April 3, 2005

crack rocksteady

what rude boys listen to while smoking crack

leftover crack, choking victim

by ben December 6, 2003

wit

In Shakespearean language, a slang term for the penis or libido.

'Zounds! His wit hath failed to arouse his mistress. Lo!

by Ben November 21, 2004

Nigglette

A young black child or infant.

Damn. James and Lequisha just had two more nigglettes.

by Ben September 27, 2004