Definitions by Befferson 2

Parmesan Pate

The slimy, yeasty, sweaty yellowish looking bald spot on the top of a man’s head.

By Jove Nicholls!! Your Parmesan Pate is looking particularly delicious this evening! Cook me up a spag bol will you?!

Parmesan Pate by Befferson 2 February 21, 2026

Queef Starker 

British Prime Minister.

Queef = A cunt that emits hot air. A fanny fart.

Starker = Raving mad lunatic

By Jove Nicholls!!! Have you seen this morning’s headlines?!! Queef Starker has abandoned the use of passports!!

Queef Starker by Befferson 2 June 17, 2025

Patong Schlong 

A dirty poo covered bell end usually obtained from a seedy night out with a ladyboy in the brothels of Thailand.

By Jove Nicholls!! I woke up this morning with the most god awful patong schlong!! I have no memory of last night’s shenanigans!!

Patong Schlong by Befferson 2 June 10, 2025

Sperm Spout 

Japs eye, fish lips, penis hole

By Jove Nicholls!! I’ve gone and caught me sperm spout in me zipper again!!!!

Sperm Spout by Befferson 2 June 10, 2025

Mongos on bongos 

When a group of mongs get invited to take part in a group bongo playing session, much to the amusement of anyone within watching distance.

By Jove Nicholls!!! I was walking past the plaza just now and had the unpleasantness to witness a mongos on bongos session!!! It was reminiscent of a bunch of chickens being chased for the slaughter!!!

Mongos on bongos by Befferson 2 November 28, 2014

Knacker Snacker

One who enjoys sucking another persons balls. A Chode Muncher.

"By Jove Nicholls!! She was the best Knacker Snacker a gentleman could possibly ask for"!!

Knacker Snacker by Befferson 2 April 27, 2014

Mozart Fart 

To cut the cheese in a particularly tuneful way, especially in the upper regions above G4.

"By Jove Nicholls!! Did you just hear my Mozart Fart?? Worthy of a standing ovation I'd say!"

Mozart Fart by Befferson 2 March 10, 2014