Beavis 's definitions

cornholio

a fucking moron who is constipated and puts his fucking piece of shit shirt over his fucking head.

I am Cornholio, a fucking moron, and i put my piece of shit shirt over my fucking head.

by Beavis August 11, 2006

cock-tease

God damn, fat-e is always a real fucking cock tease!

by beavis March 17, 2003

Taco Bell

Where dog food is used in tacos and burritos.

I couls swear that Taco Bell Gordita had Purina Dog Chow in it.

by Beavis July 12, 2003

volence

Always gets the job done.

The 8-track wouldn't fit in the VCR, so I used some violence with a baseball bat to get it in.

by Beavis September 10, 2003

slipknot

a shitty nu-metal poser band who copies Mushroomhead's look

Joseph: Have you heard the new Slipknot CD?
Eric: Yeah, it sucks ass
Joseph: Just like Slipknot!

by BEAVIS August 3, 2004

Blosser

one seckzy mother fucker with a huge swingin cock who likes to do the tripod in his livingroom an wave at passing by traffic

person1: man you see that ho over there?
person2: yea i fucked her one night.. bitch is such a loosy only blosser could get off in that shit

by beavis December 18, 2004

WANKER

A pathetic attempt at an insult

why you damn wanker i'll beat your arse!

by BEAVIS August 3, 2004