aks

A mispronunciation of the word "ask." Commonly used by African-American's.

Black guy: Yo G Homie! Get ova herr! I gotta aks you a question!

by Beavis December 22, 2004

fat-e

a big fucking queer who lives in hamilton, ohio

fat-e, suck my dick you faggot

by beavis March 18, 2003

PBS

A crap TV network that shows nothing but Barney shows and boring nature shows.

PBS. heh heh heh. He said P and then said BS. eh heh heh heh heh.

by Beavis July 24, 2003

teh

Another pathetic chat room misspelling. 'Teh' is commonly used by fucking retards who think they're cool because they made up their own word. Anyone who spells 'the' t-e-h is a fucking faggot.

Stupid gay wanskta kid: "Yo, I'm teh shit."
Smart kid: "Fuck off you fucking ass licking rectal infection."

by Beavis December 29, 2004

emoed

Abbreiviated- "Every Minute of Every Day." Used to define someone's unhealthy obsession with something.

When Mike said that he had turned heel against his girlfriend, we knew that he was too EMOED toward pro-wrestling.

by beavis September 03, 2003

dicktation

the gentle art of teaching someone by fucking them

its ok sweetie, its time for some dicktation

by Beavis September 21, 2003

slipknot

a shitty nu-metal poser band who copies Mushroomhead's look

Joseph: Have you heard the new Slipknot CD?
Eric: Yeah, it sucks ass
Joseph: Just like Slipknot!

by BEAVIS August 04, 2004