Beavis's definitions

fat-e

a big fucking queer who lives in hamilton, ohio

fat-e, suck my dick you faggot

by beavis March 17, 2003

beavis song

Its a mad cap song about beavis.. some dude with a big head which is controled by a monkey. (visit www.beavissong.tk)

Beavis you big headed fool.. did you hear your song yet

by beavis April 10, 2005

slipknot

a shitty nu-metal poser band who copies Mushroomhead's look

Joseph: Have you heard the new Slipknot CD?
Eric: Yeah, it sucks ass
Joseph: Just like Slipknot!

by BEAVIS August 3, 2004

pecker pincher

Derogatory term for a gay man. Pinches peckers with his sphincter muscle.

Man, that George is a real pecker pincher.

by Beavis May 17, 2003

emoed

Abbreiviated- "Every Minute of Every Day." Used to define someone's unhealthy obsession with something.

When Mike said that he had turned heel against his girlfriend, we knew that he was too EMOED toward pro-wrestling.

by beavis September 2, 2003

Piece of cake

To grossly underestimate the amount of time required to complete a task

Writing that code was a peice of cake, it took me three weeks to finish.

by beavis March 24, 2004

golden spanky

The act of urinating on someone's face while slapping them

I totally gave her a golden spanky last night

by Beavis August 14, 2022