Definitions by Beavis

volence 

Always gets the job done.

The 8-track wouldn't fit in the VCR, so I used some violence with a baseball bat to get it in.

volence by Beavis September 10, 2003

emoed 

Abbreiviated- "Every Minute of Every Day." Used to define someone's unhealthy obsession with something.

When Mike said that he had turned heel against his girlfriend, we knew that he was too EMOED toward pro-wrestling.

emoed by beavis September 2, 2003

PBS 

A crap TV network that shows nothing but Barney shows and boring nature shows.

PBS. heh heh heh. He said P and then said BS. eh heh heh heh heh.

PBS by Beavis July 24, 2003

Taco Bell

Where dog food is used in tacos and burritos.

I couls swear that Taco Bell Gordita had Purina Dog Chow in it.

Taco Bell by Beavis July 12, 2003

Religion 

THe reason why we still haven't built colonies on the Moon and Mars by now.

It really sucks that politics and religion are both mutual.

Religion by Beavis July 12, 2003

pecker pincher 

Derogatory term for a gay man. Pinches peckers with his sphincter muscle.

Man, that George is a real pecker pincher.

pecker pincher by Beavis May 17, 2003

sadapop 

Er....Where's the punchline, AYB? Although yeah, sodapop does mean soda and pop.

I get high on Jolt sodapop caffeine.

sadapop by Beavis March 31, 2003