Baz's definitions

plockity

walking in a fashion where your knee reaches your chest and then the leg extends out from there to hit the ground and so on. Like John cleese in the famous silly walks sketch.

look at 'im bruv! 'ees walking all plockity like!

by baz January 20, 2005

chunka-chunk

Technical offset printing term referring to the tin object containing roller cleaner, with a plunger on it, that sits near the end of a Heidelberg press. You pick up a rag, chunka-chunk a few times on it, and the rag becomes soaked with cleaners. So-called because it makes a chunka-chunk sound.

'Hey Baz, clean the rollers will ya?'
'OK' (grabs a rag)
(chunka-chunk sound)
'Hey Tone, the chunka-chunk is empty, can ya get some more chunka-chunk fluid from the chunka-chunk shop?'

by Baz June 13, 2004

Floogle

If ever the word 'McNerbert' is used in a sentence you must always preceed it with the word 'Floogle'. Fact.

Flanking hell geeza, my dad said to me that he plays golf. Floogle Mcnerbert bruv, Floogle Mcnerbert.

by baz January 20, 2005

dadman

kind of like the scatman except no scatting. a lot of dadding though so BE CAREFUL!

I'm a DadMan! Weeee bu bu bada bo

by baz January 20, 2005

bawbag

Alternative name for Maurice McGarry

Maurice "BawBag" McGarry

by Baz December 15, 2004

frot

To hump (think dogs and legs). usually done to strangers.

i dare you to go frot that bloke!

by baz November 2, 2003

shitbrick

A brick that is made from shit

An action apparantly done when scared

Finster

i coulnd't find any clay so i used my own shit to make bricks

I was shitting bricks when i visted the clinic

by baz August 9, 2004