BatteryMaster's definitions

Coise

The New Yorker slang word for "curse". The term can be used to describe both profanity and evil hexes.

"Don't do it, Jakey! You will fall victim to da Witch's coise!"
"My favorite coise woids are 'fuck' and 'faggot'."

by BatteryMaster September 28, 2018

Biomech

An art style popularized by Swiss surreal artist H.R. Giger. Hence its name, biomech art combines the aspects of machines and organics into something shit-brickeningly terrifying. Initially, Giger used this style to make robot porn, but it was made even more popular when he designed the iconic xenomorph for Ridley Scott's film "Alien".

Guy 1#: Have you heard of the biomech artist H.R. Giger?

Guy 2#: Isn't that the swiss guy who made robot porn?

by BatteryMaster July 7, 2016

Gaslightmare

A type of dream or nightmare that gaslights you. It seems so real that it basically puts false memories into your brain.

A little while back, I had a really weird gaslightmare where I had a long lost brother named John. I continued to believe he was real for like a week.

by BatteryMaster July 8, 2022

Leg nog

A prank in which someone shaves their leg hair, puts the hair into a glass of egg nog, and offers it to a friend or family member. When someone drinks the beverage, it means that they have been leg nogged.

Guy 1#: My friend Cletus forgot to give me my $20 yesterday, so I decided to get him back.

Guy 2#: What did you do?

Guy 1#: I gave him a warm glass of leg nog.

by BatteryMaster June 14, 2016

Fuher Schnipple

The term that Adolf Hitler used to describe his own nipples.

Adolf Hitler: Ooh, I love to rub my Fuher Schnipples!

by BatteryMaster July 2, 2017

Swat

To have released sweat into or onto something, particularly an article of clothing.

I must apologize, for I have borrowed your gym clothes and swat upon them without your consent.

by BatteryMaster January 21, 2021

amemic

To be deprived of memes to the point that your physical health starts to decline. Only the freshest, dankest or most timeless memes can cure this illness. A dead meme will only make it worse.

My friend Jeremy is getting a little amemic lately. He hasn't watched a single meme compilation this entire week.

by BatteryMaster May 31, 2018