by Bat-ManCock August 20, 2016

by Bat-ManCock August 20, 2016

by Bat-ManCock August 20, 2016

by Bat-ManCock August 20, 2016

by Bat-ManCock August 20, 2016

A sperm-covered spatula. Usually used for cooking when one has been playing with it as a sex toy, but does not realize this.
by Bat-ManCock August 20, 2016

As he plummeted toward the surface, he realized that his parachute was broken, and immediately shouted an untamed "Oh Fuck".
by Bat-ManCock August 20, 2016
