Bastardized Bottomburp's definitions

butt napkin

The irritating growth of toilet-tissue evolving between one's butt-cheeks, resulting in the horror that is Kleenex brand tissue-paper. Also quite fashionable in Iraq.

<ButtHaul> I am the Kleenex butt-monkey!
<DarkTyrant> The what now?
<ButtHaul> I'm the guy they pluck butt napkins from to make their tissue-paper, silly-billy.
<DarkTyrant> O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003

plop-on-deck

1. A screw up
2. A person who deserves to be flushed down a toilet.

1. This whole idea was a friggin' plop-on-deck
2. I'ma flush that plop-on-deck down where he belongs.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

define

To explain what a word means, like what I am doing to the word 'define' right now.

Please define the word 'antimiscomboluationismontoast'.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 25, 2003

dr evil

D to the
Rizzo

E to the
Vizzo
I to the
Lizzo

He's a crazy motherfucker.

Mini Me, stop humping the "laser".

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 2, 2003

cyberslacker

One who uses the internet for the sole purpose of doing nothing.

"I logged onto my 14.4k net connection and sat, staring at my screensaver - blocking up my phone line until the modem imploded."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 3, 2003

GIF

A form of computer image that moves as an animation, because it consists of frames, like a movie with no sound.

Bring up the topic of 'How do you pronounce "GIF"?' to a group of nerds and watch them duke it out, verbally.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 13, 2003

pwnz0rer

A person who tends to get to the top of everything, such as sports, Maths and women.

The mighty pwnz0rer lived at the top of Mt Credible with his 30 wives.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003