554 definitions by Bastardized Bottomburp

To ejaculate in a morgue. An experience felt only by necrophiliacs.
Johnny the Homicidal Necrophiliac snuck into the morque and had a quick morgasm with the dead bodies.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 14, 2003
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1) Male
2) General term for humans (See Mankind)
3) Exclamation of disbelief.
1) That man over there rode in my motor vehicle
2) God created Man, Man created DOOM.
3) Aww, man! What a clusterfuck!
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 04, 2003
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1. A small portfolio of all the adult films you've appeared in, all the pornographic magazines you've posed in and all the websites you've posed and starred in.

2. A collection of porn collected from magazines.
"If you'd take a careful look at my pornfolio, you'd see I'm quite the right person to play the character Johnny the Incubus."
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 31, 2003
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Evil, blasphemous word. True definition is unknown. Possibly means 'cat vomit'.
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 03, 2003
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A phrase that literally means you could cut someone in half with a pen.

I slayed the dragon with my pen that was mightier than the sword.
by Bastardized Bottomburp November 01, 2003
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The stain on Australia's-Personal-Image's underwear. Makes us all look like fricking overactive assclowns.
No, not all Australians say 'Crikey!' and 'mate'. We don't all have a stupid accent. We don't all hunt crocodiles. Yes, we are the descendants of convicts. Yes, we do live in a land of Kangaroos. The fact is, Australias population is majorized in the cities, and most Australians only see Kangaroos in the zoo.

Only those freaky beastiality people fuck Kangaroos, not the rest of us.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 20, 2003
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To have an asshole for a mouth.
<Klingon> :x Fuck me in the mouthen!
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 18, 2003
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