1. A small portfolio of all the adult films you've appeared in, all the pornographic magazines you've posed in and all the websites you've posed and starred in.
2. A collection of porn collected from magazines.
"If you'd take a careful look at my pornfolio, you'd see I'm quite the right person to play the character Johnny the Incubus."
The stain on Australia's-Personal-Image's underwear. Makes us all look like fricking overactive assclowns.
No, not all Australians say 'Crikey!' and 'mate'. We don't all have a stupid accent. We don't all hunt crocodiles. Yes, we are the descendants of convicts. Yes, we do live in a land of Kangaroos. The fact is, Australias population is majorized in the cities, and most Australians only see Kangaroos in the zoo.
Only those freaky beastiality people fuck Kangaroos, not the rest of us.