Bastardized Bottomburp's definitions

fuckhead

A person who has a vagina on top of their neck instead of a head.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

np

short for 'no prob,' used widely in chatrooms or IMs after someone says 'Thx' (thank you)

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

thx

Bastardization of 'Thnx,' which is a bastardization of 'Thanx,' which is a bastardization of 'Thanks,' which is a bastardization of 'Thank You.'

<Biatch>: I killed your rabbit!
<bish>: thx
<Biatch>: np

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

shoeshine

lubrication for the penis

"Rub on some shoeshine. No, not that shoeshine, asshead. Oh look, now you're cock's all black."

- Mrs Bush

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 22, 2003

2004

Two-thousand and four. The new year.

Another year towards death, celebrated with fireworks.

by Bastardized Bottomburp December 31, 2003

shitty

Of or relating to shit.

"XBox is shit."
"I need to take a big shit."
"You got some shit on your lip."
"This is so damn shit."

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 10, 2003

teh intarweb

The number one place to find pornography, hentai, message-boards that you can ruin or disrupt, free-to-add-definition dictionary websites that you can annoy, Invader Zim fan sites and me.

i r yoosing teh intarweb n u hav no frendz LOLZORS u r da suk haed.//!1

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 6, 2003