AOL Kids

sad little fuckers who can't spell, or co-ordinate their fingers to type in a keyboard properly. See n00bs.

<AOLmunchkin> HELLO!!!111 lolz.
<FatTony> Well, if it ain't the stench on society's a-hole. How you doing, assbaby?
<AOLmunchkin> Wot?/
<FatTony> Never you mind your small, feeble head.
<AOLmunchkin> fuk u,, ura suk, u stopid fukhad.
<FatTony> And how.
<AOLmunchkin> brb,, i gotta go 2 teh tiolet!1 lolz.
<FatTony> How is that funny?
<AOLmunchkin> ura looser.
<FatTony> Says the unco-ordinated hick with a Mountain Dew bottle up his/her/its ass. Might I note that the Mountain Dew bottle is full of Mountain Dew. Painful enema, mayhaps?
<AOLmunchkin> fak u man

And then the assyness will continue into the night.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 08, 2003

fuckhead

A person who has a vagina on top of their neck instead of a head.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 04, 2003

Phewlish

To be a phewl

Phewlish one told me to screw me!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003

lollersaurus

Any enormous, ugly person who says 'lol' every 20 seconds while chatting on the internet.

"Lollersaurus masticated the leaves that represent my modem."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 05, 2003

shock

the period of time after receiving the shocker.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 12, 2003

<(0.0)>

1. Looks nothing like Kirby. Kirby is simply (0.0)
2. Used by azns to annoy the general population of internet users, yet amuse other azns. Sad, really.

1. HALLO I M IN WUV WIT KIRBY <(0.0)>!11
2. I h8 yuo, fagit <(0.0)>...

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 10, 2003

Dumb Ed

Yellow-skinned character from the cartoon Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy. He has no chin and likes chickens.

"Table for two!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 25, 2003