BastardizeD BottomburP's definitions

fugnuts

A bundle of seeds carried in the scrotum of elephants.

That elephant layed its fugnuts on my head.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

pop an ass

To: fart; pass gas; phut; expulse methane

Wes was gettings its ons ands shes gones ands popped an ass ons mes. Smellies.

by bastardized bottomburp May 29, 2003

Jeeves

Name of butler in any rich person's house.

If you name your son Jeeves, he will be doomed to a future of butlery.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 6, 2003

encrypt

The act of encrypting.

Watch me encrypt my underpants!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 23, 2003

impromptu

Something that is made up on the spot and given little time to gather and present. Usually referring to speeches that are given only a few minutes to prepare for.

I had to write an impromptu speech about Anal Cancer in 3 minutes without using the word 'ass' 'anus' 'shit' or 'hair'.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 26, 2003

mowing the lawn

The art of tearing off another persons pubic hairs with ones teeth until there is nothing left but teeth marks and a rash.

He was mowing the lawn with her until the mower got got on the hose.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 8, 2003

butt napkin

The irritating growth of toilet-tissue evolving between one's butt-cheeks, resulting in the horror that is Kleenex brand tissue-paper. Also quite fashionable in Iraq.

<ButtHaul> I am the Kleenex butt-monkey!
<DarkTyrant> The what now?
<ButtHaul> I'm the guy they pluck butt napkins from to make their tissue-paper, silly-billy.
<DarkTyrant> O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003