computer

A machine designed mainly to play Solitaire and fix endless problems consuming time and money.

<Idioth> I got a computer yesterday!
<Idoith> Luckyyy!! How is it?
<Idioth> Great! Plenty of Solitaire and a crapload of errors!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 01, 2003

McLife

What you McLive if you have a McDonalds McFetish.

McBilly's McLife revolved around McDonalds.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 31, 2003

gay speak

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<Contradicted> tEh PpLz @ JiPpii.c0m r fagz! DeY sp33k gai spe3|<!!!!!!1
<MuchoKoolo> You are such a colon-head.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 29, 2003

asscandle

Ignition of the inner anus caused by methane gas, and a struck match.

My house is decorated with asscandles.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 12, 2003

bumbum

young school-kids way of saying 'ass'. Also see botty, bum, tush

"Oopsie daisies! I landeded on my bumbum!"
"Hey, thaaaat's great, kid."

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 08, 2003

large ugly demons possessing human bodies

1. Women who act innocent, but slut about with every man or woman.
2. Fat whores on Jerry Springer/Maury/Jenny Jones etc.

Most feminists are large ugly demons possessing human bodies

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 16, 2003

Crapper

Another name for the toilet, named after Mr. Crapper, it's inventor. This is from which the word 'crap' and 'to take a crap' came from.

<Traggle> I need to use Mr. Crapper's crapper to take a crap. You dig?
<Jurtul> Hello breakfast!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 13, 2003