BastardizeD BottomburP's definitions

thickhead

Numbskull, idiot, Bill Gates, bonehead, shmoe, Bill Gates, imbecile, Bill Gates, Bill Gates, Dubbya.

That Bill Gates character sure is one thickhead.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

computer

A machine designed mainly to play Solitaire and fix endless problems consuming time and money.

<Idioth> I got a computer yesterday!
<Idoith> Luckyyy!! How is it?
<Idioth> Great! Plenty of Solitaire and a crapload of errors!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 1, 2003

Windows ME

I wish I could get Windows 2000 but unfortunately I am stuck with this crappy OS until further notice.

Action: MSN Messenger is currently unavailable.
Reaction: Crash

Action: Internet Explorer as caused an error.
Reaction: Freeze everything. Crash

Action: Windows ME starts up
Reaction: Crash

Action: Hit 'Enter' key
Reaction: Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Error. Blue Screen. Ctrl+Alt+Delete. Screen turns black. Crash.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003

diarrhea of the mouth

when one needs to take a shit but it comes out from the wrong end.

I got mouth-diarrhea all over my pants

by bastardized bottomburp March 22, 2003

shut

A word usually follow by 'uppa your mouth.'

<numbar1> Hi there.
<numbar2> Shut uppa your mouth.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 6, 2003

drivel

adj. This entire website! It's all a bunch on rambling drivel! And that's the way I likes it!

chode
fo shizzle my nizzle
plop
shit flakes
butthole 69
1337

All this and more. Sheer drivel

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 4, 2003

my website

You'd like to go there, wouldn't you?

Me elite HTML and CSS skills are to complex for your eyes to comprehend.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 25, 2003