BastardizeD BottomburP's definitions

main screen turn on

What you say when Windows starts up.

We Get Signal! (Welcome to Windows) Main Screen Turn On! (Crash)

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 28, 2003

spacebar

sinful business

My dog spacebarred on my lap.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003

dirty pillows

Located on the head of Bill Clinton. He would fondle them happily infront of the UN.

Bill Clinton loves his pair of dirty pillows

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Windows ME

I wish I could get Windows 2000 but unfortunately I am stuck with this crappy OS until further notice.

Action: MSN Messenger is currently unavailable.
Reaction: Crash

Action: Internet Explorer as caused an error.
Reaction: Freeze everything. Crash

Action: Windows ME starts up
Reaction: Crash

Action: Hit 'Enter' key
Reaction: Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Error. Blue Screen. Ctrl+Alt+Delete. Screen turns black. Crash.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003

computer

A machine designed mainly to play Solitaire and fix endless problems consuming time and money.

<Idioth> I got a computer yesterday!
<Idoith> Luckyyy!! How is it?
<Idioth> Great! Plenty of Solitaire and a crapload of errors!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 1, 2003

gayability

Anything that has the potential of being gay (i.e Justin Timberlake)

<Kolon> Justin Timberlake has gayability!
<JTimba> NOH SHE DUZNAT!!111111111 lozl~

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003

Jhonen Vasquez

Creator of Invader Zim, the single greatest animation after The Simpsons and Futurama.

Meats of evil..

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 26, 2003