by Bastardized Bottomburp July 25, 2003
An undead soul, possessed and sent out of the grave to thrive upon the flesh of the living.
After a dead body rots underground for a time, it may come to life, first its eyes will reopen, and fingers will begin twitching. The thumping of the heart may return, unless the heart has been removed. This is the rebirth of a human, the birth of a zombie.
Deteriorating, fallen apart and reaking of the foul stench of death, a zombie will raise from the grave by smashing through the coffin and lifting an arm out of the ground, in the normal zombie style. The zombie will proceed to lift itself out of the soil and moan, usually moaning anything like 'Yaaarghhh...' or 'BRAINS!'
If you fall victim to the zombie's feasting of your flesh and brain, you will become a zombie, forever walking, undead.
After a dead body rots underground for a time, it may come to life, first its eyes will reopen, and fingers will begin twitching. The thumping of the heart may return, unless the heart has been removed. This is the rebirth of a human, the birth of a zombie.
Deteriorating, fallen apart and reaking of the foul stench of death, a zombie will raise from the grave by smashing through the coffin and lifting an arm out of the ground, in the normal zombie style. The zombie will proceed to lift itself out of the soil and moan, usually moaning anything like 'Yaaarghhh...' or 'BRAINS!'
If you fall victim to the zombie's feasting of your flesh and brain, you will become a zombie, forever walking, undead.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003
Kick ass console, the greatest and finest of its age.
Games like Super Mario World, Super Metroid, Sim City, Bubsy the Bobcat and Donkey Kong Country 3 made it at it's greatest.
Games like Super Mario World, Super Metroid, Sim City, Bubsy the Bobcat and Donkey Kong Country 3 made it at it's greatest.
<BastardizedDracula> You played yer SNES lately?
<SoNiC> Hell, no! SEGA is better! I sold my SNES a week after playin' it!
<BastardizedDracula> *loads pistol*
<SoNiC> Hell, no! SEGA is better! I sold my SNES a week after playin' it!
<BastardizedDracula> *loads pistol*
by Bastardized Bottomburp April 01, 2003
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 26, 2003
"In order to sell an album, you need to say 'motherfucker' at least 3 times in each verse, especially at the end of a sentence." - The O-Trice Philosophy
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003
A machine designed to detect whether or not a person or animal is homosexual or not.
It is identifiable as a silver box with a spinning satellite-dish upon it.
It is identifiable as a silver box with a spinning satellite-dish upon it.
My gaydar is specifying that that guy over there is a flaming homosexual. Unless I'm getting interference from a gay weather-balloon.
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 25, 2003
A means of transportation for egyptians and arabs across scorching deserts and restricted areas (Area 51, the back of McDonalds etc.)
The man on a camel came wandering into MdDonalds and strolled into the back without our moral consent.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 31, 2003