Bas's definitions

Conspiracy Theory

If people are unemployed, they make up a conspiracy theory that's insane and the "truth", never mind that it makes no sense. This will give them attention, and if they get lucky, they'll get payed to write a book about their theory, making them some money to pay their electric bills.

The illuminati controlls us all!

$KA-CHING$

by Bas April 8, 2005

tinfoil hat

Number 1 fashion accessory for unemployed conspiracy theorists around the world!

The illuminati was scanning my brain, but not since I got this tinfoil hat!

by Bas April 8, 2005

strict asian parents

totally insane.

1. "Get an A grade or else you ganna be screw up!" by strict asian parents.

by bas October 31, 2013

White Hole

The direct opposite of a black hole. Whereas a black hole always sucks up matter, white holes always spew out matter. Just like wormholes, they're mathematically possible, but they don't exist in the real universe. At least, not in the dimensions we can perceive... Bwuhahahaha! *Twilight Zone music kicks in*

White Holes are the exact opposite of black holes.

by Bas March 7, 2005

Bawler

Bawler, Player, Pimp, Willy

Someone with money or status in the neighbourhood, a player or bawler. Who has allot of girls around.

by Bas December 18, 2004

Double B-Unit

It's a crew of frontman Bas Bastiaans. It's the most dangerous crew/gang in The Netherlands....

Stop this shit or we're gonna double b your Ass

by Bas May 28, 2004

wangzit

A zit on your wang. Also, an insult meaning someone who resembles a zit on a wang.

Fishy is a wangzit.

by Bas March 25, 2004