Fart Attack

A fart attack is a condition in which gasses build up inside of ones intestines and cause stomach and chest pains. The build up of gas is usually due to the inability to release said gas. Fart attacks usually occur in the worst possible situation, such as dinner with the grandparents or a yoga session with the girlfriend and her mother. Fart attacks are dangerous and can lead to random combustion.
Josh: dude!
Me: dude I had the worst fart attack ever last night, my girlfriend made me watch a silent movie with her and her mom!
by BarnacleBill November 12, 2010
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Hooch

Chewing tobacco commonly placed in the lower lip region. Hooch can be used as a verb, noun, adjective, pronoun, or an adverb.
Kyle: Man i really need a hooch
Josh: I like to hooch Skoal
Brandon: Ill hooch your mom
by BarnacleBill July 09, 2009
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'Nader

One of them big spinny wind things in the sky that suck mobile homes up. Poor rednecks.
Brandon: I heard theres a big 'Nader coming.
Josh: Oh noes!
Kyle: Your trailers gunna blow away.
Josh: I need a hooch.
by BarnacleBill February 15, 2010
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Double Dump

When two people squat with their backs against each other and simultaneously take a shit. This positional adds stability to the normal solitary squat one would do when taking a shit anywhere besides a toilet. This can be very effective when in hostile, or bear territory and need someone to watch your back.
Me: Man my stomach hurts
Josh: Mine does too!
Me: Time for a Double Dump! Bring your beer!
by Barnaclebill September 26, 2011
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Puss Cock

A puss cock is the small, very sensitive erectile organ of a female found at the top of the vagina under a hood of skin. Also known as a clitoris, a puss cock is very similar to a penis in shape and sensitivity. The main difference is it is located on a female in her puss, but looks like a cock. Therefore it is a puss cock.
Josh: dude i saw this one girl with a huge puss cock... it was bigger than my dick!
by BarnacleBill September 24, 2010
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Butt Slut

A male who enjoys the simple things in life such as being reamed frequently in the anal cavity. These people usually like it hard and rough and will deliver their anus to anyone in need.
Josh: Dude lets go golfing.
Brandon: Dude i usually sink my ball into the 19th hole within two strokes.
Kyle: You're such a butt slut. I need a hooch.
by BarnacleBill February 15, 2010
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Butt hurt

The act of being upset over a very menial situation such as not being invited somewhere or having information withheld from you unintentionally. One whom becomes butt hurt easily also is great at verbal accusations in lieu of physical altercations.
Josh: Dude... no invite. COOL!
Brandon: Boohoo
Chris: Ya'll get butt hurt too much. Here's some ice for your bruised ego.
Kyle: I need a hooch.
by BarnacleBill February 15, 2010
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