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Magus

Janus is the son of Queen Zeal from 12.000 BC Dark Ages who got send through a Time Warp to 600 AD.

There he was found by Ozzie and raised to be the leader of the Mystics/Demons known as Magus.
He kills Cyrus and turns Glenn into a frog and fights a war against the human race.
However, all he wanted was to summon Lavos and destroy it to get revenge for his sister Shala.

When Crono beats him in 600 AD,he accidently gets send back to 12.000 BC and acts as the Prophet for his mother Queen Zeal (who doesn't know the true identity of the Prophet/Magus).
After Queen Zeal summons Lavos ,
Magus tries to kill it and gets defeated.

Later (if you choose to let him live) he will join your party.

After destroying Queen Zeal in the Black Omen, he finally destroys Lavos with Chrono.

Later, he goes back to 600 AD and tries to find a way to find his sister Shala.

He uses scythes and Shadow Magic.
His most powerful attack is Dark Matter.
"Play with fire and you will get burned" ~ Magus

"Playtime is over, DARK MATTER!!!!"~Magus
by Bari May 7, 2005
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After Burner

1.An action game with Jets from Sega.
2.Someone who torches your ass with a lighter.
3.If you eat chinese food with hot sauce your ass starts to burn.
4.When you eat at McDonalds/Burger King a Pig Crap Sandwich, and later have to shit...you will get After Burner feeling.
BIG :" OMG cartgass, you ate the HOT SPICY Burger"
Cartgass:" I already feel my ass burning WTF"
RIB:" LOL BK owned you haxx0rz"
by Bari May 7, 2005
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TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !!

Old man in Castlevania II tells this if you talk to him (See image).

Why would we want to TAKE HIS DAUGHTER??

You never meet his daughter or save her? Who is she?

TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !! is one of the most pointless speech in any game.
Man :"TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !!"
Simon Belmont: "WHY?"
Man :"TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !!"
Simon Belmont :" WTF go away"
by Bari April 21, 2005
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sand in the vagina

A really pissed off girl .
All girls who are in a bad mood.
Nadja has sand in the vagina.
by Bari February 12, 2005
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Twist of Fate

One of the Finishers from Jeff Hardy,Matt Hardy,Lita, Christy Hemme:

A finishing move where the half-grapple of a Three-quarter Facelock Bulldog is twisted into the Three-Quarter facelock.

Another variation is the Reverse of Fate where the opponents is bend to his back and then applying the Twist of Fate.
HOLY ****! Jeff Hardy just the Twist of Fate !!!
Christy Hemme's Twist of Fate looks like crap.
by Bari June 29, 2005
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Brittany Skye

Also known as Brittney Sky or Brittney Skye.

A really hot adult movie star,
she was in about 155 movies.

She was born in California (USA) on May 11th ,1977.
WOW Brittany skye is really hot,I love her blonde hair!
Her birthday is on May 11th, just like me!!!
by Bari April 7, 2005
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8-bit

The best console era ever,
the NES dominated all and many great games were created like:

- Super Mario Bros. 1
- Super Mario Bros. 3
- Mega Man 2
- Mega Man 3
- Castlevania 1-3
- Final Fantasy I - III
- Zelda I + II

etc.

At one time, nintendo had to take all NES back because of problems with overheating!
Everyone had an NES in the 80s.

The most popular problem was that the cartridges got dusty and you had to BLOW inside the NES and cartridge to make it work again.

NES roced.
Bari :"The NES changed my life,now I love videogames more than anything"

Renke:"Dude, let me blow into the cartridge, I want to play World Cup Soccer!""
by Bari April 24, 2005
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