Definitions by BangalangMan

Hawaiian Heimlich 

The act of ejaculating in someone's mouth and they choke purposefully for you to initiate the Heimlich Maneuver on them. After the Heimlich Maneuver is successful, the victim will then cough the semen back up and a cup will obtain the coughed-up semen to be used as coating for a dildo. After the semen coats the dildo, the dildo is inserted back into the victim's mouth, making the victim puke up more semen. The puked-up semen is also obtained by the cup. This step is repeated until the victim finally gives consent.

"Can you not do the Hawaiian Heimlich next time?"
"Fuck you."

Hawaiian Heimlich by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

Chilean Child Chipper

A figurative (idiom) school punishment for when a Chilean school child or school children. When a Chilean child or children at school act up, they get sent to a wood chipper specialized for children that grind every bit in their body. Figuratively, of course. It just means the corner. Don't ban me.

"If you shoot that spitball at me, you are getting thrown in the Chilean Child Chipper, young man!"

Chilean Child Chipper by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener 

The act of a Vietnamese girl sitting down in a spinnable office chair with her head facing up and her mouth open. A penis is then inserted into the mouth and the office chair starts spinning, which then, with the girl's incisors, slices the penis precisely until the penis is sharp enough to use as a writing utensil.

"Aw shit, I ran outta pencils. Ay nigga, get yo Vietnamese bitch to give me a fuckin' Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener or I'm failing this fuckin' test."

Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

Chinese Dick Cheese 

The creation made after leaving semen inside of the extra skin of the penis over time. The product you are left with has the consistency of cheese. Usually eaten as a side dish with a Big Mac.

"The McDonald's down in Hong Kong never misses with their Chinese Dick Cheese!"

Chinese Dick Cheese by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

Guatemalan Goatee 

The act of using scissors or another shaving material to cut your pubic hairs off, and then using semen as a gluing agent to stick your pubic hairs to your chin to act as a beard.

"I can't grow a beard. Fuck it, ima pull a Guatemalan Goatee."

Guatemalan Goatee by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

Fazbearing 

The act of ejaculating in response to a jumpscare.

"That movie was so scary, I was fazbearing my pants!"

Fazbearing by BangalangMan February 9, 2025

Ts Js Pmo Fr

An abbreviated sentence for, "This shit just pisses me off for real."
Used to express anger or frustration.

"I keep failing my driving tests. Ts js pmo fr."

Ts Js Pmo Fr by BangalangMan February 6, 2025