by BangalangMan February 28, 2025
The act of a Vietnamese girl sitting down in a spinnable office chair with her head facing up and her mouth open. A penis is then inserted into the mouth and the office chair starts spinning, which then, with the girl's incisors, slices the penis precisely until the penis is sharp enough to use as a writing utensil.
"Aw shit, I ran outta pencils. Ay nigga, get yo Vietnamese bitch to give me a fuckin' Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener or I'm failing this fuckin' test."
by BangalangMan February 12, 2025
The act of cutting your finger and getting heimliched so blood squirts out of your finger to make Kool-Aid.
"Thirsty AF."
"Hold on, I need to google how to do Carter James Heimslich."
"Fuck is that?"
"Lemme try it."
20 minutes after...
"DAMN THAT SHIT GOOD"
"Hold on, I need to google how to do Carter James Heimslich."
"Fuck is that?"
"Lemme try it."
20 minutes after...
"DAMN THAT SHIT GOOD"
by BangalangMan February 20, 2025
A wet willy, but instead of just saliva, it is every single fluid in the human body. Instead of a pinky finger being inserted into the ear, it's a penis.
by BangalangMan February 14, 2025
The act of using scissors or another shaving material to cut your pubic hairs off, and then using semen as a gluing agent to stick your pubic hairs to your chin to act as a beard.
by BangalangMan February 12, 2025
by BangalangMan March 26, 2025
The creation made after leaving semen inside of the extra skin of the penis over time. The product you are left with has the consistency of cheese. Usually eaten as a side dish with a Big Mac.
by BangalangMan February 12, 2025