Banana Hammie's definitions

Bongoloid

Wet-brain for stoners. Someone who smoked so much weed they are now brain damaged to retard levels.

Mary Jane: Hey man you shouldn't hog the weed or you will become a bongoloid!
Rick James: Man I'll do what I fuck'n want. I'm Rick James, bitch.

by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019

Tard-wrangler

Someone who exerts dominance over sassy tards.

Oliver is a master tard-wrangler

by Banana Hammie November 4, 2019

Chimney Sweep

Using one's 1970's moustache and a particularly strong tongue to clean out a gay man's butt with a powerful sweeping action

Freddie Mercury gave his boyfriend one heck of a chimney sweep!

by Banana Hammie December 5, 2020

Jizz target

The target of a cumbrain or clit-tard's obsession; the next fuck to be lined up.

Darwin, a classic cum-brained troll squatlander, was the clit-tard's primary jizz target.

by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

BAG

The demented uncle of the BFG. The BAG is the Big Angry Giant, a fat, abusive, drunk.

When Christmas time comes about you better not make a ruckus or the BAG will come and beet you!

by Banana Hammie December 17, 2019

Brainlit

A monumentally stupid person, retard, mongoloid, dingus, dumb shit, dip shit, shit for brains, ass hat, fuck head, knuckle fart, mouth breather, etc.

Wow, that brainlit had the nerve to question you? Fuck that guy!

by Banana Hammie November 15, 2019

Yum

Young urban materialist. Like yuppie but different.

God, I sure do hate the yum class of Chelsea.

by Banana Hammie November 17, 2019