Definitions by Banana Hammie

Jizzlam 

A radical new religious sect devoted to banging and screwing. It's greatest tenent is to lick it BEFORE you stick it.

Mussoweeni was gifted the phallic Sword of Jizzlam.

Jizzlam by Banana Hammie November 1, 2019

Apple cheeks 

Full and round, wet with dew, flushed and rosy like the Pink Lady variety of apple. Apple Cheeks on a male are a marker of inborn homosexuality on the deepest genetic level.

With apple cheeks like that, George Michael could never pass for straight.

Apple cheeks by Banana Hammie November 1, 2019

Mad ginger-face

The scary type of ginger that you would NOT want to see on a Halloween.

Carrie on prom night? You would think so... I take one look at her and I shit my panties, she got mad ginger-face!

Mad ginger-face by Banana Hammie October 31, 2019

Pube golem 

A slang term for a buff, hairy Jewish man.

Mom: how was your first day playing Dungeons and Dragons sweetheart?
Kid: My dungeon master put a fearless pube golem barbarian in front of the smoking hot princesses that need rescuing.

Pube golem by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019

Molasses daddy 

A sugar daddy of the Southern persuasion. The classiest sweetener for the classiest sugar daddy.

Louisiana lady: Oh Beauregard where are you?!? Where is my suave molasses daddy to come and pluck my rose from my family garden?
Molasses daddy: Oh I've been here all my life. The question is, are you ready to feel my suavige?

Molasses daddy by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019

Bongoloid 

Wet-brain for stoners. Someone who smoked so much weed they are now brain damaged to retard levels.

Mary Jane: Hey man you shouldn't hog the weed or you will become a bongoloid!
Rick James: Man I'll do what I fuck'n want. I'm Rick James, bitch.

Bongoloid by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019

Up syndrome

A being of such a massive intellect and high IQ that they are completely unable to function in plebian society.

Oliver is such a god at Smash Bros, I wonder if he has up syndrome.

Up syndrome by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019