Man-must

Not to be confused with man-musk, the sent of sexy ballers in a forest, no no no. Man-must is the deformed doppelganger of man-musk, think a room of teenage boys unwashed and sweatn' up something offensive.
The gimp storage unit in the Pleasure Dome reeks of man-must. Go clean it you BANANA HAMMOCK!
by Banana Hammie December 17, 2019
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Chimney Sweep

Using one's 1970's moustache and a particularly strong tongue to clean out a gay man's butt with a powerful sweeping action
Freddie Mercury gave his boyfriend one heck of a chimney sweep!
by Banana Hammie December 05, 2020
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Iranian Handshake

Also called a Turkish-how-do-you-do, an Iranian Handshake is a casual hand job. It is usually preferred in the mornings with a side of eggs.
Jordan: Oh shit! Did that guy just try to touch my dick?!

Hermann: show a little respect would ya? It's their culture to give Iranian Handshakes.
by Banana Hammie September 30, 2021
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Pulling a Dolf

When one achieves pure Dolfdom(becoming the master of your universe).
In episode twenty, He-man was totally pulling a Dolf when he murdered Skelator with an ax.
by Banana Hammie November 06, 2019
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Turkey tank

A couple old geezers boning real hard, creating waves of undulating skin like that of a turkey's giblets.
Man1: I saw my grandpa in a Turkey Tank porno!
Man2: wow that's wild what was that like?

Man1: it was pretty cool actually. A lot of moving parts.
by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019
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Pulling a Bush

Doing stupid things like it's your job insuring that no one will ever take you seriously.
If you are planning on pulling a Bush then your father will die never having respected you.
by Banana Hammie November 15, 2019
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Hole Librarian

A term for an Omni-sexual who knows their way around the body.
Emmett says that he's a hole librarian but we all know he's just gay.
by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019
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