Little Big Man Boy

A chubby childish looking adult who wears ill-fitted cargo shorts, Keds, and striped Izods.

Declan's dad is totally a little big man boy and is second to his woman and doesn't even have the respect of his children.

by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

Up syndrome

A being of such a massive intellect and high IQ that they are completely unable to function in plebian society.

Oliver is such a god at Smash Bros, I wonder if he has up syndrome.

by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019

Iranian Handshake

Also called a Turkish-how-do-you-do, an Iranian Handshake is a casual hand job. It is usually preferred in the mornings with a side of eggs.

Jordan: Oh shit! Did that guy just try to touch my dick?!

Hermann: show a little respect would ya? It's their culture to give Iranian Handshakes.

by Banana Hammie September 30, 2021

Tassel-tot

A little beaverboy hungry for jizz.(a tassel-tot often chases it's jizz target)

The tassel-tot chased me saying "I'll kill you motherfucker!"

by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

Pulling a Bush

Doing stupid things like it's your job insuring that no one will ever take you seriously.

If you are planning on pulling a Bush then your father will die never having respected you.

by Banana Hammie November 15, 2019

Rolling coins

The act of sixty-nineing but strictly with bungs hole action. Imagine shining pennies with your tongue.

When I told my dad that I was rolling coins in my room he thought I was eating buttholio.

by Banana Hammie April 11, 2020

Huboon

Half monkey, half man. Maybe it's used to insulate stupid people. Maybe it's a racial slur. I don't know, it's from a Devo song.

Huboons in Paris

by Banana Hammie March 08, 2021