Definitions by Banana Banzai
dee til eh deh
Dee - A fan of the Dundee Football Club
Til - Until
Eh - I
Deh - Die
The Dundee dialect was formed in the loud jute mills of the Victorian-era 19th century. The I's are turned into an 'eh' sound, so I'm becomes Ehm. This is unique and peculiar to Dundee. The phrase and song "dee til eh deh" uses local Dundonian dialect words (spelt phonetically) and is used by Dundee FC fans to express their support. It is also found on the back of the current Dundee FC 23-24 season SPFL home shirt.
Til - Until
Eh - I
Deh - Die
The Dundee dialect was formed in the loud jute mills of the Victorian-era 19th century. The I's are turned into an 'eh' sound, so I'm becomes Ehm. This is unique and peculiar to Dundee. The phrase and song "dee til eh deh" uses local Dundonian dialect words (spelt phonetically) and is used by Dundee FC fans to express their support. It is also found on the back of the current Dundee FC 23-24 season SPFL home shirt.
Dee: Ehm a dee til eh deh! wouldnae see me wi talkin tae an arab, nae chance!
Arab: Eh'll get meh hose and cause some mair "global warming" tae yer pitch ye numpty!
Arab: Eh'll get meh hose and cause some mair "global warming" tae yer pitch ye numpty!
dee til eh deh by Banana Banzai April 28, 2024
Southport
A small Merseyside seaside town, sometimes known as Sowie. The population mainly consists of retirees, chavs and people too broke to visit Blackpool.
"Want to go to Southport for a picnic?"
"Ew no, it's full of chavs and there are turds on the beach!"
"Ew no, it's full of chavs and there are turds on the beach!"
Southport by Banana Banzai November 5, 2022
Computer Game
"Oi bruv I spent all night playing that computer game Fortnite"
It's 'video game' not 'computer game' you absolute moron
It's 'video game' not 'computer game' you absolute moron
Computer Game by Banana Banzai November 5, 2022
Edinburgh
One of the few decent places in Scotland, ruined by an incompetent council that fails to address the most basic of problems. Regarded by comedian Limmy as "de-facto English" when ironically half of Glasgow is loyalist.
Edinburgh by Banana Banzai November 5, 2022
Dundee
A small city on the northeast coast of Scotland, boasting such titles as:
- The highest drug death rate in Europe
- The highest teen pregnancy rate
- 1/3 living in poverty
- 1/3 living in the housing schemes
- Being one of the few places where the population is going down
- >1 Hour from the nearest city, so if the locals don't kill you then boredom will
If you do ever decide to visit out of morbid curiosity, avoid the council schemes. More specifically Douglas, Kirkton, Lochee, and Charleston. The council prays that hipstery tourists on a day trip from Edinburgh don't go five minutes up above the city centre and realize it's a dump.
- The highest drug death rate in Europe
- The highest teen pregnancy rate
- 1/3 living in poverty
- 1/3 living in the housing schemes
- Being one of the few places where the population is going down
- >1 Hour from the nearest city, so if the locals don't kill you then boredom will
If you do ever decide to visit out of morbid curiosity, avoid the council schemes. More specifically Douglas, Kirkton, Lochee, and Charleston. The council prays that hipstery tourists on a day trip from Edinburgh don't go five minutes up above the city centre and realize it's a dump.
Dundee by Banana Banzai November 5, 2022