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Definitions by Bambianca

Stalkers 

A mind.in.a.box song that supposedly transforms anyone who listens into Agent Smith.
The song is about a woman who slowly finds herself being transformed into a member of a Hivemind, many believing this also changes her into a man, hence the song’s connection to Agent Smith.
Last night I went to a sci fi themed club and they started playing Stalkers and I started tweaking
Stalkers by Bambianca January 4, 2024
There are two types of Ethans
1: Cool older brother who's always playing video games He loves to listen to progressive rock and read Lord of the Rings. He could go on for hours about weird shit he found on the internet.
2: Violent homophobe who's probably in a group chat called "Hitler's Summer Camp
1: My brother Ethan is so cool!
2: Shut the fuck up Ethan!
Ethan by Bambianca July 31, 2023
The coolest girl you will ever meet. She is a Scene kid and raver who genuinely believes it’s 2008 and her favorite games are Changed (although she doesn’t want anyone to know that) and Resident Evil. She is extremely eager to be friends with everyone. She is also absolutely obsessed with the Matrix trilogy. Her hair is brown but slowly turning blonde with layers of bleach, and her eyes are also a deep brown.
Me and Sophia stayed up all night playing Resident Evil Outbreak on her PS2
Sophia by Bambianca June 29, 2023

Hug An Agent Day 

On july 1st, you can hug an agent from the matrix and they cant kill you. But a smith clone can infect you if you hug them, I guess
P1: Hey, did you hear? It’s hug an agent day
P2: That’s awesome, I love matrix agents
P1: Yeah, what if we also made them buy the blue thing for us
P2: That’s called a blue raspberry slushie, dumbass
Hug An Agent Day by Bambianca March 10, 2023

Shithorn 

A term coined by SophiaMiniNinja in 2022, most likely meaning an edgy cow OC
5 of my many fursonas are shithorns
Shithorn by Bambianca October 31, 2022

morpheus glasses 

Glasses that shouldn’t be possible to put on, yet are
I bet you can’t get any girls with those goofy ahh morpheus glasses
morpheus glasses by Bambianca March 22, 2022

Kyle’s Mom Syndrome 

Getting incredibly angry over the slightest offensive image
Lin: Look, I accesorized my protogen!
Eewa: This content is definitely suggestive
*20 minutes later and a huge argument*
Thalia: That guy definitely has Kyle’s Mom Syndrome
Kyle’s Mom Syndrome by Bambianca January 25, 2022