shithorn 

An exclamation used in particularly bad circumstances. Typically followed by the expression "Thanks for nothing," used in a saracastic fashion, even if the speaker has no apparent audience or reason to be displeased with the person to whom he/she is speaking. Commonly used among 5-year-olds with undiagnosed attention deficit disorder or attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, frustrated office workers and people who dislike the word shit because of its pedestrian nature.

John S.: Mrs. Johnson, my mom needs a cup of flour to bake a cake.
Mrs. Johnson: Well, honey, I'm sorry but we just ran out of flour. Please tell your mommy I'm sorry.
John S.: Shithorn! Thanks for nothing!

shithorn by Princess Kashmir October 19, 2007

shithorn 

Pronounced as two words, "shit horn", this means your ass, especially when you're eating foods that are very flatogenic, like curry.

That Goan curry is really making my shithorn blow sour notes!

shithorn by pentozali June 5, 2011

Shithorn 

A term coined by SophiaMiniNinja in 2022, most likely meaning an edgy cow OC

5 of my many fursonas are shithorns

Shithorn by Bambianca October 31, 2022

Shithorse 

Exclamation of dismay.

Mutton: Hoyt, it's leavin' time. We're twenty minutes late!
Trenchie: Shithorse!

Shithorse by Smocko November 5, 2004

shit horn 

When you sit on the toilet and fart.

The echo of farting in a toilet.

Every morning dad wakes us up by playing the shit horn

shit horn by Dave Kim Mom & Dad July 14, 2006

Shitborn 

A child that was concieved by anal sex.

What’s wrong with that baby? Oh him he was premature and shitborn.

Shitborn by TacoTruck 69 February 10, 2019

Shithound 

A person who enjoys sniffing their own crap when they are on the bowl.

The other day Rudi was telling me how bad the bathroom smelled after he finished talking a dump. I noticed that he really likes to smell his own crap. He must be a shithound.

Shithound by MattyG82 June 4, 2009