Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin refers to when a dude attacks another guy because they are jealous of their superior penis size.

John Vladimir Putined Joe because his dick was an inch bigger than John’s.

by Balls Obama September 04, 2023

Try that in a small town

An event in which a hillbilly ejaculates his semen into a midget’s ass in front of a group of people, causing the entire group to engage in a gay orgy.

I just saw a Try that in a small town.

by Balls Obama September 04, 2023

Among us in real life

A gay ass song made by a couple of white bitches and their boyfriends.

Among us in real life is the worst song ever.

by Balls Obama July 21, 2022

Blackpill

The blackpill is a sex position in which a white man gets facefucked by a well-endowed black man.

I just got blackpilled.

by Balls Obama September 04, 2023

Hunter Biden

The act of injecting cocaine into your own ass.

I love to Hunter Biden

by Balls Obama September 04, 2023

Pornhub premium

What every 13 year old wants.

Mom can i get pornhub premium

by Balls Obama July 21, 2022

Melania Trump

A gay orgy in which the participants are all above the age of 70 and weight at least 300 pounds.

Dude, that Melania Trump was lit.

by Balls Obama September 04, 2023