Balls Obama's definitions

Masturbating

What you are doing right now.

You are masturbating.

by Balls Obama May 10, 2023

Melania Trump

A gay orgy in which the participants are all above the age of 70 and weight at least 300 pounds.

Dude, that Melania Trump was lit.

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

Confederate flag

The sexual act of sticking a confederate flag up one’s vagina or anus. Often very stimulated.

I did confederate flag yesterday.

by Balls Obama September 21, 2023

Sarah Palin

When a woman masturbates by rubbing her vagina against the Bible.

Amy loves to Sarah Palin.

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

Kim Kardashian

A bizarre creature, born out of a procedure called "Plastic surgery". For some reason, this creature is 99% plastic, yet she still exists. Scientists are currently researching the entity

Kim Kardashian shouldn't exist

by Balls Obama July 21, 2022

Homofascist

A homofascist is a homosexual (Usually male) who attempts to make heterosexuals homosexual.

Homofascists make up a very small percentage of homosexuals, and many homosexuals dislike homofascists.

James charles is an example of a homofascist.

by Balls Obama August 3, 2023

Elon Musk

Refers to someone who masturbates to AI generated porn and erotica.

Tim is an Elon Musk.

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023