Balls Obama's definitions

That Vegan Teacher

That Vegan Teacher refers to an elderly woman who masturbates using fruits or vegetables.

Jane is a That Vegan Teacher, as she masturbates by sticking a cucumber up her ass.

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is where an fat old man engages in sexual intercourse with a young pornstar by paying her large amounts of money.

My grandpa Donald Trumped yesterday.

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

Fox News

Donald trump’s propaganda machine. Known for spreading lies.

Fox news: Election was rigged!
Intelligent people: Classic fox news propaganda.

by Balls Obama May 3, 2023

Andrew Tate

Andrew Tate refers to when two men have vigorous unprotected sexual intercourse within a sports car, whilst moaning about how much women suck.

Me and my boyfriend Andrew Tate every day!

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

Melania Trump

A gay orgy in which the participants are all above the age of 70 and weight at least 300 pounds.

Dude, that Melania Trump was lit.

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

Confederate flag

The sexual act of sticking a confederate flag up one’s vagina or anus. Often very stimulated.

I did confederate flag yesterday.

by Balls Obama September 21, 2023

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a mom who poops in my vagina. i love sex

poop. vagina

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by Balls Obama December 9, 2024