Father: Johhny, why were you in your room so long?
Johnny: (with sad look on face, and sobs) Remembering 9/11.
Father: Aw, ok son. You ok?
Johnny: Ohhhhhhhh Yeahhhhhhhh
Johnny: (with sad look on face, and sobs) Remembering 9/11.
Father: Aw, ok son. You ok?
Johnny: Ohhhhhhhh Yeahhhhhhhh
by Ballantine October 17, 2007
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The problem with this is, the more you ignore it, the harder it gets and the longer it keeps you awake. So you're only choice is to just beat it, ejaculate, and go to sleep in your orgasmic state.
The problem with this is, the more you ignore it, the harder it gets and the longer it keeps you awake. So you're only choice is to just beat it, ejaculate, and go to sleep in your orgasmic state.
I woke up at 3 in the morning last night, and had a late night stick that won't quit, and I was up 'till 4:30 until I decided to just beat it the fuck up.
by Ballantine February 24, 2007
Get the late night stick that won't quit mug.A inside and cover-up term for fellatio. When drawn correctly, the letters OAL look like a stick person giving oral.
O
A
L
You need to draw that and connect the three together to make it look right. It's best used in occasions where no other word meaning fellatio will suit well.
O
A
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You need to draw that and connect the three together to make it look right. It's best used in occasions where no other word meaning fellatio will suit well.
(In class)
Rob: Yo dawg, I heard that jawn gave him some mad OAL.
Kyle: That's cool.
(Wedding)
Rob: Yo dawg, I heard that jawn gave him some mad OAL.
Kyle: That's cool.
(Funeral)
Rob: Yo dawg, I heard that jawn gave him some mad OAL.
Kyle: Jeez her mouth must hurt.
Rob: Yo dawg, I heard that jawn gave him some mad OAL.
Kyle: That's cool.
(Wedding)
Rob: Yo dawg, I heard that jawn gave him some mad OAL.
Kyle: That's cool.
(Funeral)
Rob: Yo dawg, I heard that jawn gave him some mad OAL.
Kyle: Jeez her mouth must hurt.
by Ballantine January 09, 2008
Get the OAL mug.1) A rare event in baseball where the defense is able to record all 3 outs in the inning through one pitch. There has to be two runners on base for this to happen.
2) A special from Comcast in which they can provide you Cable, Internet, and Phone for just $99 each!
3) One of the worst situations a guy can be in. It's when his stomach, lower back, and balls all hurt at the same time. Your stomach feels 3 sizes bigger, your back hurts like mess, and your balls feel like they're about to burst. The best way to treat is to lay down.
2) A special from Comcast in which they can provide you Cable, Internet, and Phone for just $99 each!
3) One of the worst situations a guy can be in. It's when his stomach, lower back, and balls all hurt at the same time. Your stomach feels 3 sizes bigger, your back hurts like mess, and your balls feel like they're about to burst. The best way to treat is to lay down.
1) Broadcaster: And the pitch...SWING AND A MISS STRIKE THREE! Wait, runner goes for second, the throw, they got him stuck, he's tagged out AND WAIT! RUNNER GOING FOR HOME, THE THROW...HE'S OUT AT HOME! HOLY MOLY A TRIPLE PLAY! 3 OUTS AND THE INNING IS OVER!
2) I got that triple play from Comcast. Now I can do three things at once and still be out of my wallet.
3)
Why is Kyle walking so weird?
He's got a triple play going on today.
Ouch.
2) I got that triple play from Comcast. Now I can do three things at once and still be out of my wallet.
3)
Why is Kyle walking so weird?
He's got a triple play going on today.
Ouch.
by Ballantine March 25, 2007
Get the triple play mug.The 2nd to last or last spot on a top friends space on MySpace. It's considered the dickweed spot because the person likes you enough to put them on their top, but not enough to put you at one of those two spots.
There are only dickweed spots on top 12s, 16s, 20s, and 24s.
There are only dickweed spots on top 12s, 16s, 20s, and 24s.
Desperate MySpacer: JUST PUT ME ON YOUR TOP! PLEASE!
Average MySpacer: FINE! But you gettin' the dickweed spot!
Desperate MySpacer: Ok...
Average MySpacer: FINE! But you gettin' the dickweed spot!
Desperate MySpacer: Ok...
by Ballantine April 12, 2007
Get the dickweed spot mug.A phrase that many Philadelphia Phillies fans use whenever one of their third basemen can't make a play. The phrase is in refrence to Hall of Fame Phillies third baseman Mike Schmidt, who has 10 gold gloves, his number retired, and probably the best third baseman to ever play the game of baseball. It seems to be used even if the play was impossible to complete. Even for Schmidt.
The Phillies have never really had a great third baseman since the retirement of Schmidt, with the exception of Scott Rolen, who could be the next Schmidt.
The Phillies have never really had a great third baseman since the retirement of Schmidt, with the exception of Scott Rolen, who could be the next Schmidt.
Harry Kalas: And David Wright hits a ground ball over to Wes Helms, and he's...juggling the ball, and, he'll have no throw. Oh boy, Schmidty would have had it.
Gary Matthews: Yeah, not exactly a...rouTINE ground ball, but one that he should handle. But yeah, schmidty would have had it.
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Scott Franske: And stepping to the plate, Andruw Jones. Here comes the pitch from Hamels, and WOOOOOOH and the ball is lined right into the face of Greg Dobbs! And woah he's not going to make a play!
Larry Anderson: Yeah ball hit right to the face of Dobbs, but like we all say, schmidty would have had it.
Gary Matthews: Yeah, not exactly a...rouTINE ground ball, but one that he should handle. But yeah, schmidty would have had it.
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Scott Franske: And stepping to the plate, Andruw Jones. Here comes the pitch from Hamels, and WOOOOOOH and the ball is lined right into the face of Greg Dobbs! And woah he's not going to make a play!
Larry Anderson: Yeah ball hit right to the face of Dobbs, but like we all say, schmidty would have had it.
by Ballantine September 05, 2007
Get the schmidty would have had it mug.Someone who bothers a person at school, when they're using their locker. More a less, they're bullying the locker rather than the person. The locker bully isn't being serious, it's funny because in who really bullies people these days?
A locker bully may:
- Hide until a person opens their locker door, slam the door, and lock it.
- Mess with the stuff in the locker (eg. mirror, memo pad)
- If you know the person pre-sets the locker, turning it so you open it.
- Wearing any article of clothing in the locker.
- Running immediatly after doing whatever and saying the phrase "LOCKER BULLIES RULE"
A locker bully may:
- Hide until a person opens their locker door, slam the door, and lock it.
- Mess with the stuff in the locker (eg. mirror, memo pad)
- If you know the person pre-sets the locker, turning it so you open it.
- Wearing any article of clothing in the locker.
- Running immediatly after doing whatever and saying the phrase "LOCKER BULLIES RULE"
I'm a true locker bully, I went to her locker, slammed it when she opened it, and got her to suck my dick with consent, even though she really didn't want to.
by Ballantine December 18, 2007
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