The ultimate superhero, one that manipulates his enemies' fear and uses stealth and intimidation and intellect to succeed, and does not need butthole Superman powers to survive.
A few reasons why Batman is better than Superman:
- Does not need dorky glasses to conceal his identity
- Does not need to struggle with women (i.e. Lois Lane) to gain their affections
- Heir to a powerful conglomerate
- Raised in a mediocre city called Gotham and not by corny farm folk in Smallville
- Does not need dorky glasses to conceal his identity
- Does not need to struggle with women (i.e. Lois Lane) to gain their affections
- Heir to a powerful conglomerate
- Raised in a mediocre city called Gotham and not by corny farm folk in Smallville
by Balfdor July 08, 2006
by Balfdor December 23, 2006
The type of woman a man will date when so absolutely desperate that he has to give his credit card information over the phone just to get some action from her.
Phone sex operator, hooker, supermodel—anyone sexy enough to be able to charge your credit card.
Phone sex operator, hooker, supermodel—anyone sexy enough to be able to charge your credit card.
by Balfdor June 13, 2006
by Balfdor December 02, 2006
A professional, someone who operates with exceptional style, grace, and skill, and is usually trained to perform under various levels of time or environmental pressures.
by Balfdor December 05, 2006
Because "y" is a crooked letter!
by Balfdor December 05, 2006
My Economics teacher: You know, the thing about teenagers is... they are God's punishment for enjoying sex.
(Classroom falls silent, students actually paying attention)
(Classroom falls silent, students actually paying attention)
by Balfdor June 11, 2007