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number

Physical damage. To "do a number" in an aggressive situation frequently implies hurting someone, usually a particular body part. For example a number is used in the phrases "I'm going to pop you one" and "a quick one-two" (in boxing).
Rough him up a little, then do a number on his face.
by Balfdor July 10, 2007
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heart attack

Someone who demonstrates an obvious lack of rhythm while dancing, usually at a club.
Dude, that Macarena is having a heart attack over there.
by Balfdor December 13, 2006
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batman

The ultimate superhero, one that manipulates his enemies' fear and uses stealth and intimidation and intellect to succeed, and does not need butthole Superman powers to survive.
A few reasons why Batman is better than Superman:

- Does not need dorky glasses to conceal his identity
- Does not need to struggle with women (i.e. Lois Lane) to gain their affections
- Heir to a powerful conglomerate
- Raised in a mediocre city called Gotham and not by corny farm folk in Smallville
by Balfdor October 18, 2006
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idear

Actually, this is how the English (meaning people from ENGLAND) themselves pronounce the word "idea." Look into it before you post, idiots.
Ralph Fiennes: My father had the right idear about dealing with *your* people.

- Prince of Egypt
by Balfdor July 7, 2007
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me

Someone you either love or hate, observe or ignore, let live or destroy, and may never know entirely unless you ask the right questions and get the right answers from.

Also, an exclamatory phrase used to take the initiative, usually to exhibit oneself to other people.
Redundantly yours,
Me

P.S. Why are you looking at me like that?
by Balfdor November 19, 2006
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itchy

An animated mouse from The Simpsons that usually brings counterpart Scratchy to a violent demise.
They Fight, and Bite
They Fight and Fight and Bite
Fight, Fight, Fight, Bite, Bite, Bite
The Itchy and Scratchy Show!
by Balfdor July 14, 2007
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teenagers

God's punishment for enjoying sex.
My Economics teacher: You know, the thing about teenagers is... they are God's punishment for enjoying sex.

(Classroom falls silent, students actually paying attention)
by Balfdor July 6, 2007
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