37 definitions by Balfdor

pirates

Shorthand referring to the movie Pirates of the Caribbean with Johnny Depp and Keira Knightley.

Pirates 2 comes out on DVD this week!

by Balfdor December 5, 2006

heart trap

For male virgins when a guy friend tells them they can hook them up with a girl but they're really only joking about an imaginary girl, leaving said virgin feeling mildly heart broken.

Dan: Hey there's this girl named Krista who was asking about you...

Joe: Really??

Dan: No, hahaha

Joe: FUCK YOUR HEART TRAPS ASSHOLE

by Balfdor June 27, 2006

Kelly Clarkson

An extremity uttered in desperation when a man is having his chest hair waxed.

From The 40-Year-Old Virgin

Andy: having chest hair waxed YOOOOWW! NIPPLE FUCK! KELLY CLARKSON!

by Balfdor January 2, 2007

number

Physical damage. To "do a number" in an aggressive situation frequently implies hurting someone, usually a particular body part. For example a number is used in the phrases "I'm going to pop you one" and "a quick one-two" (in boxing).

Rough him up a little, then do a number on his face.

by Balfdor June 13, 2007

bugged

A computer game having more glitches and lag than entertainment value.

The Xbox 360 version of Oblivion is totally bugged! The King of Miscarand spawned in the Imperial Prison District when I got arrested! WTF?

by Balfdor May 15, 2007

boa

Bitch On Arrival

Someone who starts acting rude or complains to you as soon as you talk to them, either because of their present mood or because they hold a grudge against you.

From the movie Waiting...

Look at the scowl on that one's face. She was BOA from the moment she went to their table.

by Balfdor June 21, 2007

scratchy

An animated cat from The Simpsons that is often fooled into some devious murder scheme hatched by counterpart Itchy.

They Fight, and Bite
They Fight and Fight and Bite
Fight, Fight, Fight, Bite, Bite, Bite
The Itchy and Scratchy Show!

by Balfdor June 16, 2007