Definitions by Balfdor

apples 

The result of a mindblowing or humiliating situation in which the victim is posed one question:

How do you like them apples!?

apples by Balfdor December 11, 2006

laughter 

Medicine for the soul

"I have bowel cancer"
Laughter fills the hospital

laughter by Balfdor December 10, 2006

pirates 

Shorthand referring to the movie Pirates of the Caribbean with Johnny Depp and Keira Knightley.

Pirates 2 comes out on DVD this week!

pirates by Balfdor December 7, 2006

pro 

A professional, someone who operates with exceptional style, grace, and skill, and is usually trained to perform under various levels of time or environmental pressures.

James can flip a dozen pancakes in five seconds, what a pro!

pro by Balfdor December 7, 2006

why 

Because "y" is a crooked letter!

Why ask why when you already know how?

why by Balfdor December 7, 2006

dog 

Man's best friend, next to TV.

Hey, your dog is blocking the screen!

dog by Balfdor December 3, 2006

halt 

To stop the progress of a person or thing.

Halt, who goes there?

halt by Balfdor December 3, 2006