fishy

An addicting flash game created by Xgen Studios in which you move with the arrow keys to devour fish that are smaller than yours in order to grow bigger, and to avoid the fish that are larger than yours.
Me: Oh I see you're playing Fishy again, huh?

Tod: Yeah, it's co--

*GULP!!*

Tod: SHIT! I look away from the screen for one second and look what happens! Thanks a lot, asshole!
by Balfdor July 07, 2007
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Kelly Clarkson

An extremity uttered in desperation when a man is having his chest hair waxed.
From The 40-Year-Old Virgin

Andy: having chest hair waxed YOOOOWW! NIPPLE FUCK! KELLY CLARKSON!
by Balfdor January 04, 2007
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blind

Something a person will ask if you are when not paying attention.
What, are you blind? That's wet cement.
by Balfdor July 14, 2007
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laughter

Medicine for the soul
"I have bowel cancer"
Laughter fills the hospital
by Balfdor December 10, 2006
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boa

Bitch On Arrival

Someone who starts acting rude or complains to you as soon as you talk to them, either because of their present mood or because they hold a grudge against you.
From the movie Waiting...

Look at the scowl on that one's face. She was BOA from the moment she went to their table.
by Balfdor July 18, 2007
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charmed

A phrase that gentlemen use when making acquaintance with someone, usually an attractive female.
Ron: Derek, this is Samantha.
Derek: (kisses Samantha's hand) Charmed, I'm sure.
by Balfdor December 01, 2006
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d.o.g.

Delusions Of Grandeur

A D.O.G. is someone with the potential to have really big dreams but without applying oneself will end up just eating the dirt, metaphorically speaking.

A D.O.G. usually starts out very timid or perhaps somewhat of a spaz in social situations. They show all traits of an extremely bright but also very underdeveloped individual.
D.O.G. in a classroom: Dude I think I'm gonna go to college and get my AA degree or something. But then I'll want to work a good job too, I mean I don't want to flip burgers or anything like that. Maybe then I'll meet a nice girl with cute boobs and butt and go out with her and once I make enough money we'll be able to go on expensive dates and then we'll get married and have lots of babies. Hurray!

Other students: Okay whatever... (sigh)

P.E. teacher: Alright maggot give me 10 push ups

D.O.G.: But sir my arms hurt

Everyone else: OKAY JUST SHUT UP THEN PLEASE
by Balfdor August 15, 2006
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