Kelly Clarkson

An extremity uttered in desperation when a man is having his chest hair waxed.
From The 40-Year-Old Virgin

Andy: having chest hair waxed YOOOOWW! NIPPLE FUCK! KELLY CLARKSON!
by Balfdor January 02, 2007
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number

Physical damage. To "do a number" in an aggressive situation frequently implies hurting someone, usually a particular body part. For example a number is used in the phrases "I'm going to pop you one" and "a quick one-two" (in boxing).
Rough him up a little, then do a number on his face.
by Balfdor June 13, 2007
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bugged

A computer game having more glitches and lag than entertainment value.
The Xbox 360 version of Oblivion is totally bugged! The King of Miscarand spawned in the Imperial Prison District when I got arrested! WTF?
by Balfdor May 15, 2007
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SeeD

An elite mercenary force of ambiguous origin and purpose from the game Final Fantasy VIII, based in Balamb Garden as well as Galbadia Garden. Known to be led by a gunblade-toting, introverted 17-year-old virgin named Squall.
"...A SeeD? Planted in a worn-down Garden..." - Edea
by Balfdor April 30, 2007
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boa

Bitch On Arrival

Someone who starts acting rude or complains to you as soon as you talk to them, either because of their present mood or because they hold a grudge against you.
From the movie Waiting...

Look at the scowl on that one's face. She was BOA from the moment she went to their table.
by Balfdor June 21, 2007
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dog

Hey, your dog is blocking the screen!
by Balfdor December 02, 2006
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d.o.g.

Delusions Of Grandeur

A D.O.G. is someone with the potential to have really big dreams but without applying oneself will end up just eating the dirt, metaphorically speaking.

A D.O.G. usually starts out very timid or perhaps somewhat of a spaz in social situations. They show all traits of an extremely bright but also very underdeveloped individual.
D.O.G. in a classroom: Dude I think I'm gonna go to college and get my AA degree or something. But then I'll want to work a good job too, I mean I don't want to flip burgers or anything like that. Maybe then I'll meet a nice girl with cute boobs and butt and go out with her and once I make enough money we'll be able to go on expensive dates and then we'll get married and have lots of babies. Hurray!

Other students: Okay whatever... (sigh)

P.E. teacher: Alright maggot give me 10 push ups

D.O.G.: But sir my arms hurt

Everyone else: OKAY JUST SHUT UP THEN PLEASE
by Balfdor August 11, 2006
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