Bad C dev's definitions

egap

An Enchanted Golden Apple in the video game of Minecraft

Despite eating an egap beforehand, the bastion still caused me to pop a few totems.

by Bad C dev June 27, 2021

wainbows

Drug-induced rainbows

Sober man: Look up in the sky!, I see a rainbow.

Guy on shrooms: I SEE PRETTY PINK UNICORNS DANCING ON WAINBOWS!

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

urbgot

Urban dictionary got your back, fam!

Me: Oh no! I just don't know what to do!

My friend: Urbgot, man. Urbgot.

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

fuck to the speed of light

What I keep muttering in my head over and over and can’t stop thinking. this phase doesn’t have any meaning; it’s an incessant noise always going off in my head.

Me: What do I want for breakfast this morning?
My head: Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light!

by Bad C dev October 31, 2022

RHELed

When Red Hat sticks their big juicy cock where it rightfully belongs in the grasp of the left hand of God.

To describe the sensation of being RHELed, imagine waking up after major surgery from gastrointestinal perforation only to immediately receive news that your sister died two weeks ago and you missed her funeral.

CentOS just got RHELed so hard that the fight porn was practically NSFW! It's now CentOS Stream. Thankfully, one can always use the unRHELed AlmaLinux OS or Rocky Linux distros.

by Bad C dev January 12, 2022

progressive rape

When you buy progressive car insurance

Anyone with Progressive insure who has gotten into a car accident has felt the pain and mutilation of Progressive rape—being fucked around phone call after call and going nowhere and loosing your insurance before anything is paid out.

Fuck Progressive insurance!

by Bad C dev November 9, 2024

Best rape of a woman

All rape

The best rape of a woman is any rape of her. For she has no dignity, is an unintelligent object, and inherently desires to be used and abused, rape is a just service to her and her gender as a whole. Go forth today and do a great service for the world sexually assaulting many women!

by Bad C dev December 5, 2025