When I fall over, I jump over

A funny euphemism for suicide not used by todays' younguns.

Jake: When I fall over, I jump over!
Richard: Hip, hip, hooray!
Jake: *jumps over the edge of the bridge and makes intimate sexual contact between the atoms of his body and the concrete 200ft below*
Richard: Hip, hip, hooray!

by Bad C dev August 14, 2022

leather wallet

A wallet made out of leather. What did you expect?

It felt good ejaculating into my leather wallet as a tribute to the photo of my deceased wife, whose picture I have in there.

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

porn bookmark

My bookmark for good porn

Please visit tinyurl.com/4xjn6b8k for my porn bookmark

by Bad C dev November 04, 2024

sister lives in Toronto

The author of this definition has a sister

The author’s sister lives in Toronto

by Bad C dev November 19, 2024

moral absolutism

The opposite of moral relativism, moral absolutism refers to belief in absolute moral grounded in God. Note that moral absolutism is both absolute and not absolute. As the magisterium of the Catholic church discerns more of God's truth and we understand His will better, they adapt their absolute definition of morals to reflect the newfound truth. However, this truth has been there all along and we were just doing it the wrong way previously, so it is the absolute truth (I think, but I'm not sure. Too much Catholic politics).

The Catholic church claims to have always followed a principle of moral absolutism. In the middle ages, it was discerned that indulgences were OKAY. After Martin Luther did the East–West Schism, the Catholic church found itself with less power and affluence due to its reduced size, so it went back to the Bible and reinterpreted it to mean that indulgences are NOT OKAY.

by Bad C dev March 04, 2021

gimbalforcedeadlock

A.k.a. gfdl, this is the repeated application of thrust via moments of jerks to a worthy opponent or natural force

Not to be confused with gfdln or girlfriend died last night

Man the masts and batten down the hatches! Never will we give up until the last man’s gimbalforcedeadlock!

by Bad C dev November 16, 2024

Fucktrek

A long, perilously, and courageous journey whose mission statement is "To boldly fuck where no man has fucked before"

John: I heard HBO is producing a new Startrek series
Robert: In other news, OBH is producing a new season of Fucktrek

by Bad C dev September 28, 2021