“Did you see that brass band? They must have had twenty sousaphone players!”
“It’s just for show. Nearly half of them are oompahstors.”
“It’s just for show. Nearly half of them are oompahstors.”
by Bad Beth and Beyond September 30, 2021
Any nonsense word that can be perceived as offensive or vulgar, especially by a target audience that loves to be recreationally outraged.
by Bad Beth and Beyond November 03, 2021
Homophone of “outlawed.” That awkward moment in a classical concert when you're the only one in the room refusing to clap between movements.
“Why didn’t you clap after that beautiful piece? That was rude!”
“You’re supposed to wait until the end of the entire symphony to clap. It’s distracting between movements , and I don’t care if it’s outlaude.”
“You’re supposed to wait until the end of the entire symphony to clap. It’s distracting between movements , and I don’t care if it’s outlaude.”
by Bad Beth and Beyond December 31, 2020
A trait in which people are so holier-than-thou, they can’t endure soiling their hands with anything that falls outside their fanatical religious beliefs.
“Wow, that preacher dude wouldn’t even touch my band’s CD because the cover was red and black, which he says are the colors of Satan!
“You know that guy is totally angel retentive.”
“You know that guy is totally angel retentive.”
by Bad Beth and Beyond July 04, 2020
A portmanteau of the German words for “happy” and “dread.” Cautious optimism while awaiting near-certain fuckery.
“I need to drink at least three beers before watching the election results. The glücklichfürchten is too much for me to endure.”
by Bad Beth and Beyond November 03, 2020
“Did you notice he was wearing a 2112 t-shirt at rehearsal?”
“But he’s a jazz guy! He must really be Geddy-whipped.”
“But he’s a jazz guy! He must really be Geddy-whipped.”
by Bad Beth and Beyond April 21, 2023
I could barely stomach reading that post about how vaccines cause the earth to flatten, and now I’m just wound up with parannoya.
by Bad Beth and Beyond April 29, 2020