(verb) to give unsolicited advice to a resident of a high-risk area for hurricanes, especially while said weather is impending or happening. This is most often perpetrated by individuals who have had no experience with said weather themselves.
“Don’t forget to keep three days’ worth of fresh water, and make sure to evacuate if necessary...”
“Dude! I’ve lived in New Orleans for over twenty years! Stop trying to hurrisplain me!”
“Dude! I’ve lived in New Orleans for over twenty years! Stop trying to hurrisplain me!”
by Bad Beth and Beyond July 16, 2019
Homophone of “outlawed.” That awkward moment in a classical concert when you're the only one in the room refusing to clap between movements.
“Why didn’t you clap after that beautiful piece? That was rude!”
“You’re supposed to wait until the end of the entire symphony to clap. It’s distracting between movements , and I don’t care if it’s outlaude.”
“You’re supposed to wait until the end of the entire symphony to clap. It’s distracting between movements , and I don’t care if it’s outlaude.”
by Bad Beth and Beyond December 31, 2020
“Did you see that brass band? They must have had twenty sousaphone players!”
“It’s just for show. Nearly half of them are oompahstors.”
“It’s just for show. Nearly half of them are oompahstors.”
by Bad Beth and Beyond September 30, 2021
Any nonsense word that can be perceived as offensive or vulgar, especially by a target audience that loves to be recreationally outraged.
by Bad Beth and Beyond November 03, 2021
Portmanteau of “abandon” and “dumbfounded.” The embarrassing feeling when you’re speaking to someone with your back turned to them, and they walk away without warning. This leaves you obliviously talking to yourself in public for a cringeworthy amount of time.
“I was telling David in the grocery store that we needed to try a more healthy alternative to soy milk, and the next thing I knew, I was alone in the dairy section yapping to nobody! That turkey had wandered off, and I was totally abandumbfounded.
by Bad Beth and Beyond January 02, 2021
“That was just a photo of a symphony from a couple of years ago, but I kept thinking Bernie Sanders was in there. Clearly it’s Berneidolia.”
by Bad Beth and Beyond January 23, 2021
The physical and psychological weariness that comes from multiple emergency evacuations, such as from six hurricanes hitting the gulf coast in a single season.
“You need to get yourselves up here now!”
“Thank you, but we’re not even in the hurricane’s path anymore, and we have too much evacuation fatigue to spend sixteen hours behind the wheel.”
“Thank you, but we’re not even in the hurricane’s path anymore, and we have too much evacuation fatigue to spend sixteen hours behind the wheel.”
by Bad Beth and Beyond October 09, 2020