Definitions by Babydoll75

Wisenheimer 

A person who pretends to be wise or knowledgeable.

Ainsley: Kenneth thinks he knows everything! He's such a wisenheimer.
Morgan: Why do you hang out with him?

Wisenheimer by Babydoll75 April 2, 2019

Wiseguy 

A person who makes sarcastic or impudent remarks so they can demonstrate their cleverness.

Regan: I love Meredith! He's such a poet! So sensitive!
Kennedy (surprised): Really??! He always strikes me as a wiseguy.

Wiseguy by Babydoll75 April 2, 2019

Grass widow 

When a woman becomes a widow NOT BECAUSE HER HUSBAND DIED but due to other circumstances. Those reasons may also include a husband (and father, if kids were involved) that leaves home abandoning his wife (and child/ren) never to return. The term "grass widow" was introduced in the 1920s/30s.

For years, Katie Moreland didn't tell her only son Meredith, that his father didn't in fact die. Lane Moreland didn't want to bear the responsibility of raising a family so young, so he packed up his stuff and left, leaving Katie a grass widow.

Grass widow by Babydoll75 April 2, 2019

Crispy

When a person sounds cold and clinical when they speak. They tend to enunciate every word, their sentences short, sounding clipped in an unfriendly, formal matter. A crispy person often sounds annoyed and/or impatient especially when they have to repeat a question. A person who sounds crispy when they talk, "does not suffer fools gladly."

Kennedy: That salesperson was a bitch, she was so crispy!
Regan: Did you buy the bag?
Kennedy: No. She was so rude. I should report her.

Crispy by Babydoll75 April 2, 2019

Iced 

When a friend from the past, or someone you were once intimate with very, very recently ignores you, not even acknowledging your presence--in front of the public at a social gathering. Also known as getting "the brush off."

Morgan was upset, quietly leaving the party, trying to make sense of what just happened. His close friend Danny, whom he used to hang with back in their hometown of Larmer, absolutely iced him.

Iced by Babydoll75 March 23, 2019

Gobsmacked 

UK Slang--def.

When someone is left speechless, dumbfounded, taciturn, non-plussed.

Regan: I think I'll be moving back to California.
Kennedy looked at her, gobsmacked.
Kennedy: Have you thought this through? You're my best friend, and yr leaving me?

Gobsmacked by Babydoll75 March 22, 2019

Gnarly 

When a person or thing that was once beautiful or nice to look upon becomes altered losing the beauty it once had, no longer being desirable due to lack of maintenance.

Also when the trunk of a large tree becomes twisted.

Claire: Have you seen Peter since he came back from the institution?
Aziz: I didn't even recognize him.
Morgan: Neither did I. Dude's looking gnarly!

Gnarly by Babydoll75 March 22, 2019