It's a Move

Similar to "it's a thing" or "it's a good idea" but flows much better.

"It's a move to grab pizza after work?" "Nah, not a move. I'm on a diet, remember?" "What about sushi, hm?" "Definitely a move! I'm so down."

by BV69BV June 08, 2017

Toyam Massage

An erotic massage in which the masseuse strokes the client to ejaculation, also known as a happy ending.

Ben is dying to get a Toyam Massage but is scared the masseuse would laugh at his very small penis.

by BV69BV April 21, 2017

Toyam Spurt

The forceful ejaculate of semen that comes out of one's penis. Usually caused by masturbation.

Ben's shower walls are basically painted with toyam juice from all his toyam spurts while in there. But don't think he only masturbates in the shower. He also spurts in the living room, dining room, garage, and I even caught him once in the doghouse. Bailey was NOT happy.

by BV69BV July 28, 2017

Toyam Dream

The act of (accidentally) masturbating in your sleep; i.e. a wet dream.

Ben is a terrible roommate. He has a Toyam Dream almost every night.

by BV69BV April 20, 2017

Toyam Sandwich

A sandwich with "special sauce" added. Yes, exactly what your thinking.

I never touch Ben's food anymore. More than likely they have jizz in them. He weirdly likes the flavor of toyam sandwiches.

by BV69BV May 02, 2017

Toyam Vacuum

Masturbating by sticking your genitals into a vacuum cleaner and using its suction to stimulate your sex organ to ejaculation.

When Ben bought a brand new, top of the line, super-suction, $4,000 Dyson, I wondered what was wrong with our old one.... Yup, he had been using it as a Toyam Vacuum. The whole thing was clogged with dried toyam juice. Not a move!

by BV69BV September 06, 2017

PTSD

Acronym for Post Toyam Spurt Depression; the empty feeling one gets after masturbating.

Ben masturbates so much, he hasn't gotten PTSD since he was in 1st grade.

by BV69BV June 08, 2017