Work Toyam

Masturbating at work.

Ben is a plumber by trade. Sometimes the drains are clogged due to a customer's excessive masturbating tendencies, and sometimes it's because of Ben's frequent Work Toyams.

by BV69BV May 02, 2017

Two Cups; One Toyam

The ability to fill up two 8 oz. cups of semen with a single ejaculate. Takes mad skillz.

All the prostitutes in town talk about how much Ben ejaculates at a time. They call him Two Cups; One Toyam Ben.

by BV69BV May 02, 2017

Toyam Handshake

The act of shaking someone's hand right after they've masturbated, i.e. a spermy handshake.

When you jack-off as much as Ben, you will never NOT be giving a toyam handshake. Let that sink in. There are people like that in the world.

by BV69BV July 27, 2017

Toyam Swim

Jacking off in the swimming pool, ocean, lake, or any body of water for that matter. Particularly immoral when doing so during a ritual bathing ceremony (i.e. while in the mikvah.)

Ben's parents recently got a pool in their backyard. They told him no peeing, but they never said anything about Toyam Swims.

by BV69BV August 24, 2017

Toyam Dump

The act of masturbating while sitting on the toilet.

Ben likes taking Toyam Dumps. I'm not sure why, but he does.

by BV69BV April 21, 2017

ATM

An abbreviation for "Automated Toyam Machine." A pocket pussy (or fleshlight) attached to a robotic machine which acts as an automatic masturbatory device.

Ben bought a ATM and set it up in our living room. At least the Automated Toyam Machine comes with a jizz collector, otherwise I think I would move out.

by BV69BV April 21, 2017

Toyam Career

Dedicating your career to the arts of bringing people to orgasm. Another term for this is a prostitute.

Ben desperately wants a Toyam Career, but he's too dumb to finish the obligatory 3-month course.

by BV69BV May 02, 2017