BUBBA's definitions

rat baztad

Meaning "rat bastard," this word has evolved out of the more commone phrase, "fat bastard."

Young Gary, that rat baztad, was content alone - with a cheeseburger.

by bubba September 11, 2004

judo chop

the physical act of alternating penetrating open hands up another's rectum, usually done in hate. best depicted in the classis latino film "dos manos en su orto."

wow, did you see that judo chop

by bubba March 24, 2003

Alien Abduction

A term grown out of the alien abduction mythos of the late 20th century. It's when you give a person an "Anal Probe" while they are passed out.

Girl: Did you cornhole me while I was out?
Boy: No, it must have been an alien abduction.

by bubba May 4, 2004

Does the carpet match the drapes?

A question used to indicate the belief that a woman's hair is dyed. "Carpet" being the pubic hair and "drapes" being the hair on her head.

"Check out that hot blonde over there. Do you think the carpet matches the drapes?"

by bubba May 5, 2004

Fiesta

A small economy car that is popular in Europe and/or other poor or liberal hell holes.

Billy drives a Fiesta and he is a communist.

by bubba November 13, 2003

spit roasted ass ho

A cheap male prostitute who has to 'work both holes' to make ends meet.

Jim is a spit roasted ass ho, and he likes it

by Bubba November 21, 2003

voldermortist

An extremely angry young man infatuated with Gothic culture. One with latent homosexual desires. The Ghey.

Voldermortist is raging homo

by Bubba May 13, 2005