BTLS Fan's definitions

Left Turn Only Circuit

NASCAR auto racing, in reference to oval track.

Tony is the points leader in the left turn only circuit.

by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005

meltdown

(n.) - an act brought about by loss of temper or anger. (v.) - to lose control.

Jimmy had a meltdown over the last piece of pizza.

by BTLS Fan September 28, 2005

Neckbonics

The language of red necks.

Q: What did he say?
A: I'm not sure, he was speaking neckbonics

by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005

Self-Employed Model

Prostitute, Hooker, Whore

Q: How can that incredibly hot chick be interested in him?
A: She's a self-employed model

by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005

transplant

(n.) any non-native ending up in another market yet roots for original home teams from established sense of transplant.

Bob is a Tampa transplant, he still roots for the Devil Rays.

by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005

Tysonitis

Malady where one has the sudden urge to eat the children of others (ref: Lennox Lewis, "I want to eat his children")

I think Joe has Tysonitis, he said he wanted to eat my kids!

by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005

come hard

(to) perform well, to be aggressive

You don't have a chance to win unless you come hard.

by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005