BRian's definitions

slinger

A drug dealer. The local pusher.

I got this dope from the slinger down the street.

by Brian March 31, 2005

Batwings

When the mans scrotum is hot and sweaty and stuck together to the his ass or thigh.

After running a race. "I have major batwings"

by Brian January 20, 2009

Dumpy

Fat, sloppy...basically any word for a fat person (especially a fat girl).

Also can be used as: dumps, slops, etc.

Hey Dumpy (when you see a fat girl).

Wow, that girl is dumpy.

by Brian April 24, 2004

ROLF

1. To eat huge portions of food
2. To eat at Pizza Hut
3. To vomit

I ROLFed an entire large pizza.

I went ROLFing with some friends, and our waitress was attractive.

I ROLFed after eating that massive portion of food.

by Brian August 28, 2004

gooch smacker

When a hips are motioned foward and back in a fast motion causing the scrotum to making clapping sounds on the stomach and googh area.

Zeke did the gooch smacker so hard he hurt his nuts.

by Brian May 13, 2005

Zymetrical

1. (adj.) Of or exhibiting near asymmetry, just not really; Involving or exhibiting an uncommon measure, disproportionate in parts (i.e., having its parts inordinate, due to its dimensions); jenious.

2. (noun): Beauty as a result of unbalance or dissimilitude.

That is so like totally zymetrical.

by Brian February 8, 2004

Cutie-Pie

Radio talkshow host Neal Boortz's nickname for Sean Hannity, the conservative half of FoxNews's Hannity and Colmes.

Check out Cutie Pie's radio show.

by Brian May 6, 2004