BRYAN's definitions

gangsta lean

You can tell who's doing a gansta lean by how stupid they look in there cars. They are almost in the passenger seat while driving. This looks even funnier when the person is driving a crappy car like a Grand Am or some Ricer car.

I saw that kid driving his riced out Eclipse and doing a gangsta lean so I put up my finger for him. He then procedded to turn around and catch up to me by the next stoplight. I then beat his ass down in my American Camaro.

by Bryan February 4, 2006

Creature

A general term describing any of the small, inherently friendly inhabitants of the Creature Forest. Exclusively herbivores, the vast majority are covered in fur of varying color, and traditionally possess paws with 3 digits. Known to have only one natural enemy, the Turkie.

"Oh look; a Creature!"

by Bryan November 18, 2004

assholes

a word to describe someone or group of people who act like idiots

Americans are war mongering assholes

by bryan April 23, 2006

Turkie

Traditionally flocked with feathers, the inherently evil Turkie is an inhabitant of the Turkie Valley. Turkies are predominantly scavengers, and traditionally possess razor-sharp claws, however appearances have been known to vary wildly. Sexually promiscuous by nature, males traditionally determine rank by the size of their gobbler. Turkies are know universally as the only known natural enemy to the Creature.

"Oh no; it's a Turkie!"

by Bryan September 8, 2005

fnucking

see fnuck and add -ing, besch!

That is so fnucking smurf!

by Bryan January 27, 2005

Road Crank

The act of masturbating while driving in your car.

Is that guy next to us road crankin?

by Bryan November 19, 2004

the baltimore sun

left wing spewing newspaper printed in baltimore. ownef by the same ppl that own the la times. see liberal spew

The Baltimore Sun is a left wing tool, like CNN.

by bryan September 13, 2004