no penis

Somebody that has no penis. Or an insult to imply that one has no penis.

Dude, Jared is such a no penis.

Hey Jared, no penis for you!

by Bryan February 10, 2005

what the dilly yo

It means wtf, what the hell, etc. It came out in 1996.

person#1:Ima throw yo ball.
person#1:I just throw yo ball.
person#2:What the dilly yo.

by Bryan April 19, 2005

no stats

no dice; no go; not available

derives from days of hand-computed fantasy baseball stats. overeager owners (ie. steven blank) would call and hound the commissioner for the latest league statistics. one time, a flummoxed commissioner tony picked up the phone and screamed "NO STATS" before slamming it back on its cradle.

no stats on the movie tonight, i have to work.

no stats on the chronic, my guy wasn't home.

by Bryan April 16, 2005

cockhat

An asshat of epic proportions.

Robert Evans is a cockhat.

by bryan December 15, 2003

Emoat

A moat made of an emo's tears. Often filled with the angst and sadness of a thousand fagoths.

Bryan: Hey Emo! Go cry me an emoat! Hahahahaha! Fag!

Emo: *cries* *slits wrists* :*(

by Bryan April 28, 2005

FMAWJOL

Fingering my ass while jerking off lefty

Person 1: Whatcha up to?
Person 2: fmawjol

by Bryan November 19, 2004

buttercup

barths favorite word

What are you doing buttercup?

by bryan October 08, 2004