BRENDAN's definitions

Stane

A Stone (Scottish)

''Chuck us oar a stane ya wee fat cunt, n stop playin way yer wee maggot''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

Boy

Notably racist remark made of black men not long ago in the US, as if they were less than men. Sometimes used today by blacks referring to other blacks however, in a similar way that nigga is.

''My boy Careem ain't gonna go out like dat''

by Brendan April 5, 2003

neon

knee-on

1. Simile for shitcunt.
2. Abbreviation of Random Haxor.
3. A Counter-Strike Player who randomly kills people without skills and spams.(also cant kill afk people).
:D kthxbai!

by brendan July 8, 2003

darkspeed

Really slow, opposite of lightspeed.

"Way to go darkspeed, could you go any slower?"

by brendan July 1, 2004

e-standards

Saying you wouldn't hit a girl you see on the net (that in the real world would be considered fit) because you're accustomed to beating it off to the very hottest chicks online. However, in reality you'd be happy to shag most things with a pair of boobies and a hole.

"You know you're just talking through your e-standards persona when you say that chick isn't finnnnne!"

by brendan June 26, 2004

Dipstick

A stupid someone with willy brains.

''My my, you're such a dipstick Freddy''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

Red Ash

A walking track around a grassland area. Used by people walking their dogs, cyclists, runners and doped up dirt bikers.

''Want tae go round the Red Ash?''

by Brendan April 7, 2003