BRENDAN's definitions

rite

Incorrect spelling of 'write', often used by people that take the short bus to school.

Kid that takes the short bus: ''now i no my a b sees i can rite and count two threE''

by Brendan September 26, 2003

Boy

Notably racist remark made of black men not long ago in the US, as if they were less than men. Sometimes used today by blacks referring to other blacks however, in a similar way that nigga is.

''My boy Careem ain't gonna go out like dat''

by Brendan April 5, 2003

darkspeed

Really slow, opposite of lightspeed.

"Way to go darkspeed, could you go any slower?"

by brendan July 1, 2004

jiffy

1. A short period of time.
2. A time of bag for foodstuffs.

1. "It'll just take a jiffy to type this up."
2. "I've put your sandwiches in a jiffy bag son so you can just snack on them."

by brendan September 6, 2004

my salsa

The guy version of milkshake.
What you have : a guys good looks and body.

My salsa makes all the pretty girls dance and take off their underpants.

by brendan May 6, 2004

wigga

a white guy that has the mind set that he is black. it is not known why they do this or why they think it is cool but most people think these peopleare complete douchebags. luckily with all the reflective jewlery and shit they wear it is easy to run them over or to spot them and give them shit. some girls find these men attractive, however they are losers who say they have banged tons of girls and in fact are still waiting on certain parts of puberty to arrive. they are all in all stupid people that need to get their head straight.

guy 1 "wow, look at that guy over there... hes such a wigga."
guy 2 "seriously... he must have terrible lighting in his house... cus when he looks in the mirror he thinks hes black."

by brendan December 28, 2005

cet

Acronym: Central England Temperature

The CET of June is currently above average.

by brendan June 22, 2004