calm the ham

''Calm the ham man''
by Brendan April 07, 2003
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alcopops

See poof juice. Alcoholic beverages (c. 5% alc) such as Barcadi Breezers.
-"Hahaha. Pissed on the poof juice again!?"
-"Erm, no. These are alcopops and they are strong shit."
-"Haha. Whatever!"
by brendan September 07, 2004
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three second rule

The three second rule is as follows: When you walk into the room where the girl you are interested in is or when she arrives in the vicinity you must initiate conversation within three seconds so to convey spontaneous thought. If you do not follow it and initiate conversation after a couple of minutes she may be less talkative and less attracted by your likely prepared speech. Even if you come out with some shit it will likely be better than preparing something to say. She'll probably be able to tell.
*Shit here she is, here goes*.."eh Hey you're looking fine today girl..where have you been i've not seen you since yesterday"
"yeah! I was at my boyfriend's house"
"oh, ok, eh, *wtf nooo!* - eh, what u been up to then?"
by brendan June 19, 2004
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short end of the stick

"Wait a minute Jack, I've been in prison for three years. If she's been getting the short end of the stick, maybe she'd like to go a couple of laps around the track with us!"
by brendan June 27, 2004
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scoring

by brendan May 13, 2004
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Pal

1. A good friend or mate.
2. (PAL) Personal Arse Licker
3. (PAL) Packaging Automation Limited
''He's no wan ay yer pals is he? A fuckin tramp onywy that bastar, nae doot aboot that''
by Brendan April 07, 2003
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SST

If the the disaster potential realised in the film 'The Day After Tomorrow' was to happen in reality the Northern Hemisphere would be in an ice age but for some reason the SSTs would remain high enough for the oceans to remain liquid.
by brendan May 30, 2004
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