Definitions by BRENDAN

hunny

A pet name for your girlfriend.

Yo, Hunny get ova here.

hunny by Brendan October 29, 2003

FTMD - Fork To Mouth Disease 

The actual name of the disease for fat / overweight people living in denial and believing that their weight gain is from an over-active pituitary or thyroid gland.

"My mother-in-law suffers from fork to mouth disease!"

FTMD - Fork To Mouth Disease by Brendan October 16, 2003

shattered 

To be as tired as fuck

"I just ran 10k and am fucking shattered"

shattered by Brendan October 10, 2003

confused

See George Bush

George Bush is so confused he thinks he's a suitable president

confused by Brendan October 10, 2003

freedom fries

A term that should remind you of what a loss to the USA having a president such as George W Bush is. A term used by idiots to show they are such.

Idiot 1: "I'm so stupid and ignorant and I can't stand those French bastards"
Idiot 2: "Let's go get us some FREEDOM fries matey, mwhah"

freedom fries by Brendan October 10, 2003

tube 

A perceptible object, especially cylindical and functioning as a passage

The brown thing that appears when the toilet roll is no more

tube by Brendan October 6, 2003

July 18th

My birthday. Don't forget to get me a present.

July 18th by Brendan October 4, 2003